Thanks to the artistic efforts of F.O.O. Kevin Holsinger, we now have the IDEAL visual for the "boss" of the GOP...
Perfection, yes??!! ;D
Now, for the promised special "announcement"... [insert drum roll here]
Exactly 4 weeks from tonight on April 1 (an entirely appropriate date, I think!), the nightly Countdown diary will be 1 year old! It's been awhile since I've been around too many 1 - year - olds, but, if memory serves, they can crawl around & get into all kinds of mischief, they stick their hands, faces, etc. into their birthday cake, and they're not potty trained yet. I think that describes me in the "evolution" of this diary perfectly! I always seem to be getting into mischief; I don't even have to try. ;D I virtually stick my face into the yummy food we seem to have around here all the time. And, my potty training...well...we just won't go there now. ;D So, let's all begin to think how we can celebrate this grand occasion on April Fool's Day!
Not a darn thing floated my proverbial boat for "this day in history," so on with the Countdown!
#5 "Party Boss" AKA "Rush Limboss" AKA "Party Boss" AKA "Econ Job" - Boss Limbaugh has challenged President Obama to a debate on his show. Ya’ know, that would almost be damn hilarious. Boss Limbaugh would hopefully feel like he brought a spork to a gun fight! David Vitter has suckled at the Boss Limbaugh teat as far as voicing wanting President Obama to fail. Finally, an elected official had admitted it! I hope he’s got plenty of diapers. House GOP Congress critters aren’t quite buying it yet – at least publicly. John "Small Price to Pay" Boehner & Rep. Cantor say the White House created all this as a distraction to get away from discussing the craptacular economy, the stimulus bill, the proposed budget, etc. Boss Limbaugh is complaining about an enemies list?! Oh, that’s rich. Michael Steele apparently doesn’t enjoy his popcorn. Boss Limbaugh thinks he is the center of the GOP universe & could give a rat’s hind quarters about any politicians who may get caught in the crossfire of a pi$$ed off electorate. Robert Gibbs believes all the Boss Limbaugh attention may have a short shelf – life. I can buy that to a point. There are way more important issues to discuss, but this Boss Limbaugh shtick is damn entertaining. Boss Limbaugh et al want to conflate the decline in the stock market to Barack Obama becoming President Obama. Not only are the GOP doing the TurdBlossom math, but they can’t read a calendar nor tell time. OK, I’m getting to the point where every time I see Boss Limbaugh jumping around at CPAC I start to get a little nauseated, and I’ve got a strong stomach.
#4 "Breaking News...House Judiciary Reaches Deal..." - But, the "testimony" won’t be on camera. Oh well... Will there be a tape or audio during their testimony? I’m not going to get my hopes up about this because I think they’ll all just get up there & repeat the 5th to every question asked. There’s Professor Turley! There’s going to be a transcript & documents of all this. Do I have the stomach to read through it all if I get the chance? I forgot about the ‘ol "I don’t recall" defense. I can’t see committee members buying into the Freddo playbook. I still think they’ll plead the 5th.
** A lady in Florida called 911 to complain about her McNuggets. WTF?! Y’all remember Senator McCentury’s big brother called 911 to itch about the traffic! She called 3 times??!! OK, she needs to be put in a padded room or something. Liverpool Hope University offers a Masters in the Beatles?! Sign me the fck up! Ya’ know, you should get creative only to a point in proposing and/or giving of the ring. Hubby asked me after I was done cleaning the apartment we were living in at the time. I was dressed in my apartment cleaning "best"; he’d hidden the ring in his tool box. **
#3 "The Unitary Executive" AKA "The Bush Dictatorship?" AKA "Commission: Truth" - The Senate Judiciary Committee met today to begin the process of deciding if a "truth commission" is called for. Here I go again - NO F*CKIN’ COMMSSIONS! 6 witness testified today; 4 favored the idea. David Rivkin ain’t crazy about the idea – tough $hit. Yea for Senator Sheldon Whitehouse – go get ‘em, dude! OK, stomach’s acting up again seeing all these images of GWB & DICK. Senator Whitehouse wouldn’t have an objection to an eventual Special Prosecutor – goody!
StillBUSHED! "Diebold – Gate" There’s buttons on those lovely machines that can wipe out vote records. "Rewriting History – Gate, Part A" Benchmarks of progress in Iraq were met – 17 out of 18! Damn, that’s news to me. "Rewriting History – Gate, Part B" DeLay, Boss Limbaugh, & the Mannity are pushing the downfall – of – the – economy – because – of - President Obama memo.
WPITW – A petition to It Happened to Alexa is going around for Mr. Bull Snort not to speak there next month. ALL RIGHT! Good grief, he’s apparently going there to peddle his book, anyway. WTF?! Talk about your bold fresh piece of... FAUX News employees now think a magnetic rail – line is going from Disneyland to the Bunny Ranch. This discussion was with a GOP Congress critter, yes? The Mannity claims Harry Reid wanted American forces to lose their limbs & die in Iraq.
#1 "Party Boss" AKA "Rush Redux" - Ugh, I think I’m getting ready to throw up in my mouth a little again. There’s an apology to Boss Limbaugh generator on the tubes! Thank Jeebus Mike Pence isn’t my representative. Boss Limbaugh is a cat owner?! AUGH! Get those poor things out of his house! Wait, he probably doesn’t deal with them; he probably has "help" for that in addition to buying his drugs.