My goodness, we have some damn fine talent among the F.O.O.! The wonderful opus to "the right" penned by Ronin122 has been updated. So... [insert drum roll here]
Oh Rush you silly pig
No idea why you're so big
To that I mean your radio show
But the face too, I want to know
Not withstanding your ugly cankles
Why must we grab our ankles?
Bending over for Obama's race?
Oh Rush, you big disgrace
You are (not) such a funny man
You only do it for a Republican
Not to mention, I don't know why
You surely go young in the land of Thai
And no we're not being run by Obama thugs
I implore you, Rush, go back on the drugs
I confess, rather eat shit on flan
Than have to do a stanza on Ann
Is she even still relevant
As relevant as say, an elephant?
Not the zoo kind, of course, ol' man
I mean the species of Republican
But still the unfortunate name was said
So before we put this to bed
I will say but one thing of Ann
"She is definitely uglier than every man"
Not her heart, of which none exists
But to this opinion it shall persist
She is one for which no sane man would crush
Except for one, the thrice-divorcee Rush
So thus ends my lame old rhyme
But hey it did good to pass the time
At least we still have our pride
sanity, heart, ideas in stride
Though one thing makes me sad, unswell
Bill O's now boring........oh well!
How fun is that?! LOVE IT!! :D
Most of today's "this day in history" are real downers, so I'm only going to discuss one because it'll be a lovely transition to the new image of Boss Limbaugh created by the wonderful F.O.O., Priceman. Soviet dictator Josef Stalin died at age 73 after nearly three decades in power on this date in 1953. There was & is much discussion concerning a cult of personality with Stalin, so, in association with cults & cults of personality with the GOP & Boss Limbaugh, I hereby offer the following image... [insert yet another drum roll here]
If you don't understand the image's origin, there are plenty here who can 'splain it to you! ;D
Let's Countdown!
#5 "Party Boss" AKA "Boss Creeds" AKA "Party Tricks" AKA "Steele’s Trap" AKA "Plumb and Plumber" - Dr. Ada Fisher, a member of the RNC is demanding that Michael Steele resign as RNC chair. There’s an African – American woman who’s a Republican?! Uh...wow...gee... talk about identifying with the aggressor... "Cornhole" Cornyn thinks this whole Boss Limbaugh shtick is a White House conspiracy to divert attention from the economy. "Small Price to Pay" Boehner is doing likewise. Wow, they sure as $hit have THEIR marching orders, don’t they. RICHARD WOLFFE! hee...hee...hee... Seeing him does my tired eyes, my tired brain, & my tired heart good! So, can the billboard near Boss Limbaugh’s house include any of George Carlin’s 7 words or combinations thereof? Richard thinks it’s nearly time to give attention to Boss Limbaugh a rest from the Democratic side. Was today’s healthcare "summit" a diversion, too? What do the whiney *itch GOP Congress critters have to say about that? It’s good to see Chris Kofinis again! Mr. Steele’s been head of the RNC for a mere 35 days?! Wow... Chris said the Republican Party has "...lost its soul..." Um...when was the last time they had one?! Keith, if y’all keep showing the video of the bouncing Boss Limbaugh, I’m going to have to call the cops on you on charges of sight pollution! Joe T. Plumber is suing Ohio officials for violation of his rights & is claiming President Obama is responsible, too. And, he’s having trouble finding work? TOUGH $HIT – JOIN MILLIONS OF OTHERS!
#4 "The Unitary Executive" AKA "Bush’s Brain Freeze" AKA "Rove Season" - TurdBlossom’s got food on the brain or something. I don’t need to see him BBQed; an orange jumpsuit & leg irons is good enough for me. Chris Hayes nailed it; NOW, TurdBlossom is concerned about due process!
** I liked the There Will Be Blood reference to introduce "Oddball"! HA! Michael Jackson is making a comeback (?). People in India are drinking cow urine. OK, I know people in India think cows are sacred, but their pee is sacred, too?! A – Rod is injured & won’t be playing for awhile; Keith nailed it! A robber in West Virginia ended up paying for a convenience store drink with his debit card – BRILLIANT! **
#3 "Bush Constitution" AKA "The Bush Dictatorship?" - I’d like to see John Yoo in an orange jumpsuit & leg irons, too. Ya' think THAT would be enough for UC - Berkley to fire his sorry a$$?! Keith mentioned "our fearless leader"! Scott Horton has called the GWB OLC & the Yoo memos a blueprint for dictatorship. Mr. Horton wants all lawyers involved in this ilk to be disbarred; that’s a start. I still want the jumpsuit, leg irons, etc. As far as the "crafted" nature of these memos, DICK for years was concerned about a perceived notion of a loss of power in the Executive Branch. The attacks on Sept. 11, 2001 gave him & his underlings the opportunity to take advantage of the fear we felt to enact what he felt should be Executive Branch power all along.
StillBUSHED! "Blame the Unions – Gate" FAUX News is blaming unions for staying at a fancy shmancy hotel, but the AFL – CIO negotiated a price years ago. "Bailout – Gate" One of the bailed out banks knew 6 years ago they were headed toward the economic soup, and GWB & his peeps bolstered their financial street cred. "Operation Enduring Hypocrisy – Gate" Ari Fleischer is suckling at Boss Limbaugh’s teat, too. And, Keith defends Bill Maher! I might add to Keith’s closing comment that considering what the Yoo memos are revealing, Bill Maher should maybe be "grateful" that he was only fired. Ugh...
WPITW – Gee, how did I know that CoulterGeist would make an appearance on tonight’s show concerning comments about Cornell?! ;D Mr. Bull Snort is dragging a board member of It Happened to Alexa into his charade of a speech in a couple of weeks. What is the likelihood of Mr. Bull Snort giving up his speaking fee to donate to the cause? Don’t worry; I’m not holding my breath. Larry Ford is a moran!
#1 "Silver Lining" AKA "Gray Matter" - The Obama daughters have a new swing set – WWWWwwwwwEEEeeeee! Barack Obama began going gray during the primaries; I think we all went a little gray during the primaries. ;D Keith, after seeing your hair "progression," you DO look "distinguished," and I ain’t blowin’ smoke up your hind quarters just ‘cause I write the Countdown diary every night & would be pleased as punch for you to drop in sometime – honest! ;D