It's true. In one year's time the impossible will happen. Rush Limbaugh will simply disappear leading a wave of the greatest, bestest people on Earth to join him in voluntary exile at an undisclosed location far, far away. America will collapse into anarchy, and we liberals have only ourselves to blame if this prediction prophecy from this right wing Real Christian web site comes true.
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And why should we doubt someone who actually believes in Jesus and no doubt talks to his Father on a daily basis? Would God lie about something this important?
[Dateline London - One Year from Now] The U.S. Administration of Barack Obama is reportedly reeling over the potential impact of a number of mysterious vanishings by high profile business people and entrepreneurs.
The disappearances began four weeks ago when noted conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh ominously closed his radio show with the phrase, "Who is John Galt?" Since that day, the whereabouts of Mr. Limbaugh have been unknown even to his closest colleagues and friends. [...]
Several days after Limbaugh was reported missing, it was learned that Mr. Limbaugh had liquidated most of his assets and sold his residence along with most of its furnishings. Almost everything not liquid was left behind with the notable exception of his multiple sets of golf clubs and his state of the art humidor. [...]
In the weeks following Limbaugh's disappearance, dozens of key business executives, business owners, and entrepreneurs have mysteriously vanished in similar ways, with assets liquidated and businesses closed. Each of them leaving behind only a note that reads simply "Who is John Galt?"
While it is not being widely reported in the U.S., sources reveal that key members of the administration are gravely concerned with these developments. One high ranking administration official speaking on the condition of anonymity told us "Who is supposed to run all the businesses left leaderless? We are overwhelmed. Tax revenues are plummeting and we don't know what to do. Perhaps, we went to far with our plans. Maybe we should have left these people alone." [...]
So far, President Obama has been silent on the vanishings, however he did call an emergency Cabinet meeting on Thursday. He is rumored to be considering the nationalization of many industries in response to the crisis as well as another "rescue package" for those companies impacted by the vanishings.
Also rumored to be under consideration is an executive order freezing the assets of anyone worth more than $1 million as well as restricting travel on those who reported an adjusted gross income of more than $250k on their 2008 tax returns. A source close to the President assured that if enacted, these executive orders would merely be temporary and in no way compromise the liberties most Americans hold dear.
Still this may be what we finally need to shake us out of our cult-like reverence for the despot formally known as President Barack Obama who has bewitched our nation (and you thought Sarah Palin was crazy to receive a protective blessing from an African exorcist). If only this prophetic revelation would come true, but sooner rather than later.
Dear Rush, please, please, please, show us that you are the Übermensch we know you to be. Show all the hardworking winners in life cowering in fear of the leftist elitist fascist socialist takeover of America by our Halfrican Führer-in-Chief that the path to the future requires their full commitment to the Way of the Rand.
In short, become the leader of that doughty band of the best and the brightest, those poor beleaguered and under compensated CEO's, K-Street Lobbyists, Conservative Think Tank Fellows, University of Tennessee trained bloggers psychologists and law professors, Investment Bankers, CNBC stock manipulators business reporters, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly (and any other patriotic Fox News or Clear Channel talking head), and all the billionaires not named Warren Buffet or George Soros, by going Galt at your earliest opportunity.
Do it for all the suffering rich people in our great nation who don't feel appreciated. Do it for all your adoring dittoheads everywhere. Or do it for yourself. But whatever your motivation, just do it. You know you want to. A bunch of whiny ass titty babies grateful nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Personally, I think you couldn't do it soon enough for me.