Post Daily Show, Jim Cramer=Seinfeld Kramer w/o the hair or abrasive charm.
It's a good start, but Judge Jon should continue putting the guilty in the public stocks. The following are linked indictments from the grand jury.
Rupert Murdoch & Fox/Lush Rimbaugh/Karl Rove: When did you decide your God-given duty was to make our politics a God-given (and not People-given) duty?
Eric Prince (Founder of Blackwater Insecurity): How deep does the blackwater get when you deny that you're part of the 'military industrial complex' that Eisenhower warned about?
Rex Tillerson - Exxon CEO Why don't you just admit that nothing gives you more satisfaction than finding a sustainable way to unsustainably run your business?
Phil Gramm: When you passed federal deregulation of the financial industry, did you mean privatizing profits while nationalizing risk?
If you're curious, the difference between Judge Judi and Judge Jon should be obvious: there is only one Supreme Court.
The following are actual Judge Jon court transcripts, to be contemplated only by the serious juror:
Stewart to auto executive: Whose idea was it to make large vehicles attractive by the self-defense logic of 'bigger is better'? The reality is that SUV's are in a disproportionate number of accidents because they're more difficult to control; 70% of accidents are single vehicle so bigger just means more kinetic energy; & most fatalities are caused in head-on accidents & in those situations it's crumple zone that protects but big block V8's don't crumple.
Can you look in the camera & state that the logic of buying a big vehicle for self-defense is moronic for the individual & bad for a society that needs to be more energy efficient?
Stewart to electronics executive: Now I know your marketing department has a future marketing slogan along the lines of: "Now hook up your 2010 model year computer to your 2001 model year TV!"
Look at the camera & explain why you sell deliberately impaired products that quickly become e-junk. Which law of physics prevents you from replacing the obsolete VGA port with HDMI? Is it Smoore's law: do you have marshmallows for brains with sticky fingers for cash?