I honestly could not make up stuff like this if I tried!
To :yayhey27@yahoo.com (MinistryOfTruth)
From :mreinbold@juno.com
Re: Dick Cheney
is a great American patriot. You are just a dick
What could have deserved such anger? such outrage? for poor defenseless Dick Cheney?
the saga continues, just below the fold . . . .
Apparently this comment I left in a diary by muzikal203 titled President Obama to Former VP Cheney: STFUA
Dick Cheney is a vampire
who must lurk in the darkness and feast on the life blood of the living. Misery is his company and sunlight he shuns above all things.
WE MUST KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE PRESIDENT AND HIS FAMILY AT ALL COSTS!!!!!
also, he is a dick
also
I guess this was just too much for mreinbold@juno.com. Instead of dismissing my comment as something stupid written by someone on a Saturday night after too many of Milwaukee's Best, mreinbold@juno.com felt it was necessary to correct me in my thoughtless disparagement of Dick Cheney, the great American patriot.
mreinbold@juno.com's defense for the beloved patriot, Dick Cheney
Dick Cheney
is a great American patriot. You are just a dick
and he's rubber and you're glue!
When I awoke Sunday Morning with a headache, I saw mreinbold@juno.com's e-mail in my inbox, and, being the caring bleeding heart that I am, I decided to post a reply
A great American patriot?
From: yayhey27@yahoo.com
To: mreinbold@juno.com
Who should be indicted for war crimes.
How are you enjoying the world wide economic depression? I am not blaming you, just the conservative ideology that fights all regulation, government spending, and taxes on those who can afford it the most.
Name 5 patriotic things Dick Cheney has done that do not corelate to 9/11 or the Patriot Act and I will retract my statement.
For the record, patriotism is NOT
- Violating the bill of rights
- Illegal search and seizure
- Torturing captives
- Extraordinary rendition
- Running your own private CIA death squad
- Misappropriating Executive Powers
- Undermining the current POTUS by fearmongering
- Shock and Awe
- Haliburton or Bechtel
- Telling you SS detail to arrest citizens who criticize you (Colorado)
- Appointing lobbyists to oversight of their industry
- Leading the nation into war on faulty intelligence
- Lowering taxes on the wealthies .01% of Americans
- Raising taxes on the poorest 80% of Americans
- Denying the legitamacy of climate change in order to allow Corporate abuse of the environment.
Now it's your turn. Give me 5 reasons why Dick Cheney is a patriot without refering to 9/11 or the Patriot Act, and Fox News is not a legitamate source, as they are funded by the Corporate status quo.
Good luck with that whole regional minority party thing.
Ps. Where was the outrage when Bush was wiping his ass with our Constitution, or the Bill of Rights, or any other non-corporate American ideal?
Too little, too late, buddy
Not to be out done by reality, mreinbold@juno.com decided to fight back. As the weapon of choice, mreinbold@juno.com chose the Club of Limbaugh talking points.
Re: A great American patriot?
From : mreinbold@juno.com
What a load of BS! Your guy is taking us down. He is a Socialist. He is utterly clueless about economics, foreign policy, energy policy, how to conduct himself on the Tonight Show, etc. He may be making Jimmy Carter look less bad, and that takes some doing.
2:11 pm 3/22/09
Then it got worse
Re: A great American patriot
From: mreinbold@juno.com
War crimes, my ass! With your idiots in charge and coddling terrorists, we are definitely less safe. Manmade "global warming" is the biggest lie and pile of horseshit is human history. It is all about promoting one world government and socialist ideology.
I am a geologist.
We know about earth history, and virtually no geologist that I work with or know buys into this big steaming pile of bullshit. Science, my ass! Have a nice day.
4:22 pm 3/22/09
A geologist who doesn't believe in global warming, who thinks we are socialists, who lives in a world of make believe and can parrot by rote GOP talking points?!? All the points lead to the same direction. The back and forth of " You are just a dick." Was the clue I had overlooked all along!
I have been arguing with Randy Marsh from South Park!
He knows how to fix our economy!
He won't believe in global warming until it happens, and then . . .
But I thought you supported Obama? How did you lose hope so fast?
Cliche Dissenting Republican?
As a final word, mreinbold@juno.com does not disappoint.
Fw:Sweden Rocked by Radical Muslims
From: mreinbold@juno.com
You need an antidote to the lies and rubbish of dailykos. Some day you will thank me for this.
4:32pm 3/22/09
Secrets and Lies!
The last email contained a copied article from Newsmax.com titled Sweden Rocked by Radical Muslims
In keeping with fair use rules, here is the first paragraph, and two more that mreinbold@juno.com might have overlooked.
A few years ago, the left-wing London Guardian newspaper called Sweden the most successful society the world has ever known. But Sweden today is being rocked by a large influx of Muslim immigrants and the growth of radical Islam.
Obvious, to the point, we are all going to die unless Jack Bauer kicks some ass, except when you look at . . .
But Malmo's Jews won’t give the city the same glowing assessment. Jews who dare to walk the streets wearing yarmulkes on their heads risk being beaten up.
Yeah, looks different when you look at it like that, doesn't it?
Right-wing Swedish Democrats, who support limits on immigration, have been stigmatized by the left-wing Swedish media as fascist and bigoted.
Wow. Small world.
Finally, my last response
Total Fail
Dear Randy Marsh, Thank you!
Thank you for helping me see the light.
For a long time I believed in bipartisanship. I thought that if liberals just let the GOP have it's say, we could come to a compromise and agree on policy that will benefit all of America.
I now realize that this is hopeless, and you people really live in a world of make-believe.
I apologize if the reality that your ideology has created does not fit your one dimensional view of the world.
You failed in three tries to give me 5 reasons why Dick Cheney is a great American patriot. You didn't make it past the first sentence without invoking Fox News talking points or referencing terrorism/9-11.
I understand things in TV land sure look real and scary, but, let me assure you that Jack Bauer is make-believe, and the bad guys are not coming to get you, they are already here.
The bad guys are the Multi-national Corporations and their CEO's. They own your TV stations where you watch FOX and your radio station where you listen to Rush, they were the chief beneficiaries to every move made by the George Bush Jr Administration, and they are a much more serious threat then some bogey man terrorist in a land far far away. We might as well call every murderer a terrorist and abandon due process altogether. The super rich are okay with that. They are glad you don't like liberals or socialists, because it means that you are not paying attention to them. That is how they win, by helping you believe that there is a great big conspiracy and the lizard people were behind the whole thing.
For the record
Bush stole the election in 2000
9/11 happened on the GOP's watch
Reagonomics has ruined the middle class
Cutting taxes for the rich doesn't help America, it only helps the rich
Science is based on fact, such as 2 + 2 = 4
The war in Afghanistan started by Bush was neglected when we had Osama on the run.
The war in Iraq started by Bush was a lie and a disaster from day one.
Torture, extraordinary rendition and spying on citizens does not prevent terrorism. The laws we had on 9/10 were good enough to prosecute Timothy McVeigh, who was the greatest terrorist in American history before Osama Bin Laden and George W. Bush.
If you voted for Bush again in 2004 you are totally clueless
Katrina was entirely Bush's fault
Obama is not a socialist. You might be confused as to what socialism actually is.
The majority of the wealth redistribution in this country has gone from working class Joe Sixpacks like you and me and was given to Super Rich people.
GOP policies overwhelmingly favor the richest of the rich over everyone else.
Government spending is good, otherwise, why are they taxing me. It is for just more than funding the military, which is the only spending the GOP isn't opposed to.
Civil rights and equal rights either count for everyone or we have no rights at all
The Bush tax cuts helped ruin our economy
De-regulation helped ruin the economy
Joe The Plumber is neither a Joe or a Plumber
Sarah Palin
John McCain lost, and lost bad
Whenever you want you are free to leave America and live somewhere else.
There is no such thing as Underpants Gnomes, all though there is a Mr. Hankey. He visits you on Christmas morning if you eat lost of fiber.
Thank you for brightening up my day. As a policy, whenever anyone writes me interesting stuff I like to share it. Therefore I have posted this entire exchange on the Daily Kos, and other websites, and I will continue to do so as long as you continue to write angry, mis-informed GOP propaganda letters to me. Take some time to do some research, turn of your Telescreen and look at the world around you, and tell me who you are mad at, me and the people on the left who have so much in common with you if you could only see, or Millionaires like Glen Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh.
Please, try reading books, because your side is this close to burning them.
Gratefully yours,
MinistryOfTruth
P.S. Don't write back.
Peace.
I would like to invite everyone to place a donation for Scott Murphy for Congress(NY-20) at ActBlue.com under the email address of mreinbold@juno.com aka Randy Marsh, in honor of wingnut dittoheads everywhere.
One trolling wingnut down.
Millions and millions more to go.
Update: The last message I got came in at 2:00pm. It stated simply
You are hopeless. Have a nice life.
I am. I will. Same to you, buddy.
Se la vie.