Just saw on the this on the Huffington Post and I wanted to again apologize for damage to anyones ears, eyes, feelings, or any other available senses including senses of the 6th variety.
We made a good run at her this year thank God she is only in the HR. The next best thing we can hope for is that she tries to run for senate. So people of the world please accept my continued apologies for any offense taken at her comments.
I apologize America for the repeatedly rash comments made by this particular citizen of MN. Let her not be the example by which you measure this great state. Remember all the positive things that have come from the Land of 10,000 lakes. Here are some wonderful examples of why MN is better than the example set by one member of our congressional delegation.
- All films by the Cohen brothers
- Mall of America
- Jason Behr
- Josh Hartnet
- Walter Mondale
- Larry Fitzgerald Jr.
- The movie voice dude
r.i.p
- Kevin McHale
- The lady who wrote Juno
- Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis
- Hubert Humphrey
- 10,000 Lakes
- nice bike trails
- 5.5 months of winter
- Best summers in the northern hemisphere
- We invented the Los Angeles Lakers
- St. Paul Saints
The list can go on forever and other people from MN will vouch for our greatness. So the next time someone steps out of line remember how wonderful we are and remember....Explore Minnesota!!!!!!!!!
update
I realize that I left some people off the list, help me out!!! Minnesota is awesome.