Yeah, well Michael Steele needs the help. Nobody's home at the RNC, the folks who were there are jumping ship faster than the sprint Eric Kantor engages when seeing a TV camera, and with the Bush economic downturn, too many people are looking for work.
What to do?
Well the RNC is hiring - there surely are lots of openings (Rush Limbaugh butt wiper; Michele Bachmann meds dispenser; Dick Cheney arresting officer -- okay, I want that last one.) But if you have a few moments, perhaps its time for all of us to innundate the RNC and staff up the joint. Join me after the jump for more.
Let's begin at the top. You can find the link to the RNC's job hiring page here: http://net.gop.com/...
You should note that to prevent the RNC from checking the referring URL (e.g., dailykos), you want to cut/paste the job URL into a new browser window before you start.
As with a previous RNC poll, I want to inform all of you that William Kristol, applying for a DC address on Big Dildo Lane has already applied for a position with the RNC. In the block where you submit a resume', Mr. Kristol articulated a long and successful history of political activism:
- Chief Volcanologist, Office of the Governor, State of Louisiana
- Wardrobe Inventory Specialist (Donated Items Division), Office of the Governor, State of Alaska
- Personality coach for former Vice President Cheney
Tonight, I'll probably be submitting a you tube video application as well (you can do it from the site). I'd like to apply to be Chairman Steele's publicist -- hey in this day and age, it's all about getting a new job where there's going to be lots of work ahead.
Got a few moments to kill while taking a mental health break, filling up the RNC servers with job applications could be your ticket. Being creative in the middle of the day helps job productivity.
Enjoy.