Call me Temujin. After considerable inner debate and a great deal of soul-searching, I have decided to become a stalwart follower of Ghenghis Khan. I woke up this morning and started pondering...hell, if plunder and mayhem was good enough for the GOP class of 2000-2008, why not go all the way.
Plus, I suddenly found that I had an irresistable impulse to defeat and subjugate the Tanguts and most of that big continent over there. Come to think of it, I'm not real fond of the Uyghurs, Tatars or Merkits either. Oh well. Who knew? But who could blame me? At any rate, I feel a swelling of my ranks and it's time I did something about it.
Follow me below the thang or else!
I realize that this may cause some sort of consternation amongst you Orange ones. Bah! I don't care. I'll wipe you out too. I'm not without my kindnesses, as arbitrary and capricious as they may seem, but I mean what I say that I don't want to be tested by wimpy complaints about how this is not a diary and how I'm pushing more meaningful diaries off the list. That's what we do! So live it or live with it. Or not. Us hordes don't really care one way or the other.
So yeah, the last administration taught me a lot. Nothing like a little shock and awe to unite some confederation or other. They had it right. I was wrong.
You knew me as "mayan." Feh! Call me "Temujin."