By now, most of you will have heard of the fact that seven activist judges on the Iowa Supreme Court destroyed the institution of marriage. Now the marriages of moral people are threatened because of the whims of these Satanists. I already knew that most people in the world are Satanists, but this latest decision is really, really terrible - even by Satanist standards.
These seven hell-bound, demon-possessed, devil-worshiping "judges" have ceased to do what they were put on the court to do, and have instead chosen to advance the agenda of Satan. Look at your title, "judges". You are supposed to judge people... harshly. Instead of granting the wishes of these homosexuals, the opinion should have read: "We have hereby resolved that you are evil spawns of Satan and will go to Hell."
The Satanic Court of Iowa says that all loving relationships should be treated equally. That is ungodly and not the way God intended it. If you love your wife, you are going straight to HELL. God, with His love for mankind, designed marriage not so that you can marry the one you love, but so that you can have children - many of them. And when they grow up, and reach the age of 18... we can take over the government, and take care of all people who disagree with God, out of loving concern for their soul.
And don't call me a hater. I'm just reporting what the Word of God says. We are commanded to love other people. You'll find no people more loving than Christian fundamentalists. In the Middle Ages, we were the ones willing to lay our lives on the line to save the Jews from hell. We told them to convert or die. Most converted, and were thus saved. You may call that hate, but guess what? We care more about your soul than we do about whether you like us. Praise be to God! His greatness is only exceeded by that of his fundamentalist followers.
Liberals will argue that homosexuality has no effect on others. However, statistics show otherwise. Fundamentalist Christians divorce at a rate higher than the general population. Since we are the most righteous and moral of all people, and divorce is a grave sin, it means that Satan is using these homosexuals to discredit the People of God. Satan realizes that only fundamentalists are standing in his way, so he's trying to destroy our marriages by having homosexuals marry. Isaiah 20:5
Iowa is a center of evil, and it will soon be destroyed by the Lord God. Side with Satan and you will soon welcome fire and brimstone wiping Iowa off the map. In fact, God tells me that it's going to happen this very week. God is not mocked! Mark my words, GOD will destroy Iowa before the end of the week. You can write it down.
I call on the Satanic Court of Iowa to repent of your evil, and to become a believer in Jesus Christ! Reverse your decision, and you'll be able to stave off God's imminent destruction of your state. Failing to reverse your decision means that you will be responsible for the deaths of many women and children who will die in the catastrophe that God is about to inflict.
You liberals like to laugh at us fundamentalists, with your "education", your "intelligence" and your "science" (whatever that is), but you won't be laughing when God rains down fire and brimstone to punish the degenerates of this land! Forgive them father, for they know not what they do. DAMN THEM TO HELL!!!! Cook them! Put them in a place where there won't be one drop too cool their burning tongues! Make them the fuel for the eternal fire! Record their screams of anguish so that we can enjoy their agony with our 7.1 surround and widescreen TV in Heaven. I'm looking forward to it already.
Love,
A humble follower of Jesus
P.S. I should note that supposed Christians who don't agree with God's positions as I have laid them out are just as bad as the infidels. Don't delude yourself by thinking that you are as Moral and Righteous the way I am. Go back to worshiping Satan! The only people who will go to heaven are Fundamentalist Christians. Enjoy your eternal torment, "Christians"! (I know I will enjoy your torment!) Ciao!