Call me Temujin.
I has come to my attention that not everyone at this site is a Horde. That's why God gave us plunder and devastation. To wipe out the non hordes. This may seem a bit tough...I mean dealing out horrible deaths to people who aren't with the horde program may seem a bit unfair but hey! them's the breaks, as we like to say. Just ask the Tatars. They're a good source. (Hahaha..."tatar source" - that's a little Horde joke. You don't get it? Don't think it's funny? You talkin' to me? Ever had your head on a spit?)
So, where was I. Oh yeah. Not everyone on this site is a Horde, so as they said in the Princess Bride...Prepare to die.
Whoops. Did I push a worthwhile diary off the list? Feh! I did it cause I could. Did you really have something more important than this? Meh! I didn't think so. Are we with the program yet? Get with it...there are vast continents to conquer and I'm running late. Horde membership papers can be downloaded from www.horde.org.
Lesson learned? Agree or face subjugation and death. And oh yeah, the obliteration of your tribe, khanate or any other social grouping.