Lord, free me from this unfair tax structure we now live under
Dammit, these teabagging pantywaists aren't asking for enough! We need to return to the days of REAL Republicans, true blood-and-guts America defenders - combat veterans like Dwight Eisenhower and Ronald Reagan.
I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take this any more! Give me the tax structure that was good enough for Ronald Reagan! Heck, I'd even take the tax structure that Dwight Eisenhower put in place.
Let's get rid of our current tax structure, and put a REPUBLICAN TAX STRUCTURE in its place!
Highest Marginal Tax Rates, 1913-2008
(Eisenhower years and most of Reagan years highlighted)
Now, THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!