I got an email from some knuckle-dragger named Gary Kreep via the Newsmax ( I subscribe to Newsmax so that you don't have to ). Gary's group, United States Justice Foundation ( giggle ) is asking for a mere $30.00 to blast fax the 50 state's AGs with the following, I'll boldface some select passages but will otherwise leave it untouched ( after the jump )
Attorney General [FIRST NAME] [LAST NAME]
[CITY], [STATE]
RE: Time-Sensitive Investigate Obama's Fraud Petition
Dear Attorney General [LAST NAME]:
Evidence suggests President Barack Obama may have been born in what is now Kenya (Africa) rather than Hawaii, as he claims. But the United States Constitution clearly says only a "natural born citizen" may be elected President.
I hope and pray that you will do your duty by fully investigating whether Barack Obama committed perjury, or violated another state law, in [STATE]by falsely claiming that he was constitutionally eligible to serve as President of the United States!
It is critical that your office fully investigate whether Barack Obama was born in Hawaii or not, for the answer to this question is the crux of the matter, and is of the utmost importance for the resolution of this extremely important Constitutional issue.
Your duty as State Attorney General requires you to fully and faithfully enforce the laws of [STATE]. If Barack Obama did indeed falsify his nomination papers -- as appears likely, he must be brought to account in [STATE]. I will be watching your actions on this matter very closely. Thank you.
Sincerely,
[YOUR NAME]
[ADDRESS]
[CITY], [STATE] [ZIP]
Notice that there's not a single sentence mentioning what 'evidence' may exist to buttress the claim. Nor is there any reference to where such 'evidence' is to be found. If I were an attorney general and I got a fax like this, I'd file it in the circular file.
Like I mentioned above, I'm on the Newsmax email list. I subscribe because I enjoy unintentional comedy and today I struck hilarity gold!! In addition to its awful 'news' crap, Newsmax will send out fund raising missives for Norm Coleman and the Republican National Trust, liver pills, snake oil and whomever they can take a buck from. This one is from Gary Kreep's United States Justice Foundation. He's been challenging Obama's citizenship for awhile now. The first line reads:
URGENT CONFIDENTIAL LEGAL UPDATE
If this is how they keep something confidential then I don't want them to represent me, ever! Some more goodies:
I dared bring Barack Obama into court to force him to produce his birth certificate and put an end to the controversy over his status as a "natural born" citizenship once and for all.
And you were ignored. Fellow whack-job Michael Medved calls your kind, "crazy, nutburger, demagogue, money-hungry, exploitative, irresponsible, filthy conservative imposters" who are "the worst enemy of the conservative movement." Who knew that I could find something that Mr. Medved said with which I can agree. But conservative fund raising apparently doesn't work unless they're a victim.
And now he's coming after me and the United States Justice Foundation
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Merely because we dare to seek the truth!
Then there's the 'evidence'. Six talking points that include the damning fact that Obama's sister couldn't remember the name of the hospital that he was born in and named the other one instead. Seriously:
..the contention by Barack Obama's half-sister, Maya Soetoro-Ng, that Mr. Obama was born in a particular Hawaiian hospital, only to claim that it was in a different hospital several years later.
My own mother thought that my younger brother was born in the hospital at which I had a recent surgery ( a ventral hernia repair, all better now, thx ). She later corrected herself and said it was another hospital. I don't think that makes my brother a Kenyan. Then we add a little more victimization:
That's right. Not only does Mr. Obama continue to categorically refuse to produce the decisive evidence proving whether he is a "natural born" citizen, his high-priced LA-based "dream team" of attorneys has USJF squarely in its crosshairs! And they're loading both barrels!
So, unless you help me and my team here at USJF to stand our ground in court, Mr. Obama's hired guns could blow a financial hole in USJF's ability to be the proverbial thorn in Mr. Obama's side!
What drama queens! As for the "dream team", turns out to be a guy working for free when he can. From the Politico link above:
Kreep has been battling Obama's California lawyer, Fredric Woocher, to release the president's records from Occidental College on the theory that they might provide information about his citizenship.
Woocher has threatened to seek sanctions against Kreep for pursuing the case.
"This suit, like all of the others that have been filed challenging Obama's qualifications for the Presidency, is frivolous," he said in an email to POLITICO, adding that he is, in fact, working pro bono. "There is absolutely no truth to the stories about the untold millions supposedly being paid to us," he said.
And what conservative fund raising letter is complete without the apocolypse:
Are you willing to see the Constitution shredded by the Left? Will you sit back and do nothing while a foreign-born person may be illegally occupying the White House as President of the United States?
We will not be intimidated. But we MUST have your help immediately if USJF is to survive this fight to the finish -- and if the U.S. Constitution is to weather this crisis intact!
Our country is on the fast track to disaster ... but you can help us keep the situation from getting worse. I pray that I'll hear from you today.
In His Name,
Gary Kreep, Executive Director
United States Justice Foundation
Seriously, drama queens! I hope you laughed as hard as I did. Laughter is healthy and thanks to Newsmax, I get to laugh every day!
More Birther News
A Citizen Grand Jury indicted Barack Obama in Georgia!!
No! It's True. You can't make this stuff up. A guy in Georgia collected 25 friends into a "Citizen" grand jury and "indicted" Obama on unspecified charges and is threatening to confiscate houses if he isn't taken seriously.
Drama queens!