Faux News - Washington, DC
In a stunning development, Senator Evan Bayh has decided to change parties and caucus with the Republicans.
After months of following my conscience, I have been frustrated that my viewpoints and ideas have been maligned by the extreme left and seek acceptance in the GOP.
Senator Bayh plans to bring his bipartisanship and pragmatic innovative thinking to the GOP.
Now I feel more able to create a Moderate Republican Working Group
He then added:
The difficulty comes when things are just handed down without taking into account the point of view of some of us," Bayh explained.
Upon the news, GOP welcomed Senator Bayh with open arms.
Senator Coryn was happy with glee:
Now if we can break Texas into blocks of states, we will regain control of the senate, and God bless America
Senator Demint was ecstatic:
We are back baby!