The latest thing to get the right wingers’ panties in a collective bunch is obviously hysterical in that this is all they have to distract themselves from the spectacular implosion going on within their ranks. But the true underlying points here are not about what kind of mustard Obama wanted on his burger or whether mustard is an appropriate condiment to put on a burger.
No, this issue that surely trumps the economy and national security goes much deeper than that. It is about all American catsup (and note how I didn’t say "ketchup", which is that Communist fascist terrorist loving elitist Heinz that traitor John Kerry is married to) against the very un-American mustard, which proves how much Obama really hates America.
Think about it – Gulden’s is the "spicy brown" mustard. And Muslim terrorists are brown, so that shows how Obama would be supporting terrorists by ordering Gulden’s mustard. Nothing more needs to be said about the cheese eating surrender monkey "French’s" brand, since that is obviously about as anti-"real American" as you can get. And Grey Poupon.....so many things so wrong with that. A French sounding name. "Dijon" which is a city in France to boot. A fancy elitist mustard on top of that – who can forget the limousines in the commercial? What real American rides in a limousine – let alone asks for an elitist French named condiment?
What this proves is that Obama’s birth certificate is truly an issue to be looked into even deeper – these elitist French tastes (not to mention arugula, which comes from Europe as well) make it even more questionable as to where his allegiances lie. Can you really trust a man who turns his nose up at the very American catsup? Especially one named after a true American sport that real American like Dick Cheney participate in – even if he does it to flightless birds in a caged in area or his friends?
Real Americans choose Hunt’s Catsup. And they drown their Freedom Fries in Hunt’s, NOT Heinz.
I, for one, am glad that we have the brave patriots on the right who are really focusing on the important things – if we didn’t have them, who knows what very important issues we would be missing out on. Like what happens the next time Obama orders a pizza – maybe he would (gasp) want anchovies on it. And everyone knows that anchovies cost a few dollars more – something that only an elitist could afford.