The swine Mexican(according to Israel) flue epidemic is probably the worst thing to happen since World war one. It has already destroyed the Mexican economy (regardless of the fact that Mexico is similar to cars found in southerns hicks back yards).
The Swine H1H2 flue(what ever the scientific mumbojumbo is) is so disastrous that Mexico had to shut down it's whole country; in order to avoid huge life loss. It has spread around the world causing massive panics.
Some might be wondering what is so horrible about the H1H2 flue. Well unlike the hundreds of other new flue's and mutatatious viral strands that appear each month this H1H2 flue is a mix of viruses that attack pig, human and some other creature. This flue is the equivalent to a pig mating with an elephant. Fucking disgusting. (Have I been spelling "flu" wrong this whole time? I'd Bet good money that I have.)
Deaths are increasing at exponential rates; so far about 200 people have died (it looks like a small number but it's just an illusion), comparing this to the more then 20,000 who died in the USA alone from flu in 2003 and we can all see how deadly this H1H2 flu is.
Mexico was hit so bad by this flu that it had to implement a Stimulus policy. Mexico some how survived unscaved from the finical meltdown and the global recession, but was stuck dead by this cunt, bitch, cock sucking, NAZI, fag, George W. Bush, piece of shit, of a flu.
Conclusion: (meaning you could of skipped all that above bullshit and just have read this). PANIC! Go out and party cause the worlds ending (for the 100th time in history).
Disclaimer: The word "Swine" was not used cause the Piggy industry has some dirt on my sex life.