I cannot remain silent any longer. Even if it puts my life and livelihood on the line, I have to tell the world about the conspiracy that I've uncovered. It goes way deeper than anything you could possibly imagine, encompassing everything from the Illuminati, Freemasons, the Rothschilds, the Thule Society, the Nabisco Company, the SS and SA (but not the SD, oddly enough), the Trilateral Commission, the Jews, the Hindus, Lenscrafters, Area 51, the far more secret Area 52, George Burns, Gilles de Rais, the Templars, the Moose, the Elks, the Oddfellows, Spiderman, and Lil' Debbie. That's just the surface of it. Read on if you dare.
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Everything falls into place; you can't dismiss it out of hand. If you think it over, you'll realize that it's all too horribly true. To assist in evaluating these admittedly extraordinary claims, I've also provided footnotes.
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