I just saw that bouncing Rush Limbaugh video for the umpteenth time on Olbermann. I don't know why, but watching that hyped up, sweaty guy in his Russian mafia costume bounce up and down is really, really creepy. It freaks me out, every time I see it.
Which reminded me of all the other things that have been creeping me out lately.
The belly fat ads all over the Internet. I'm really, really sick of looking at flabby bellies. I don't really like seeing the "after" photos, either. I just don't want to be looking at people's bare bellies when I'm trying to read online news.
Right after the belly ads started showing up, the yellow teeth ads started up. You know the ones, the amazing discovery by some soccer mom somewhere out there in middle American to make your teeth white? I don't want to see anyone's yellow teeth (or the white ones, really) any more than I want to see their belly.
It's all just a little too personal, you know? And gross. Mostly gross.
The "kidnapping" game thing on Facebook. That's very creepy, and earns an "ignore all requests from this user" from me every time someone tries to kidnap me. Lots of Facebook creeps me out, which is strange given how much of my life is online here. Orange feels safe. For whatever reason, Facebook does not.
And earwigs. They are easily the creepiest insect possible. They are quite possibly the creepiest of creepy crawly things in my book.
There, just had to get that all off my chest. What's on your creepy list?