When Snuggies are outlawed, only outlaws will have Snuggies.
A Newton New Jersey teen, one Brandon Ryzner-Meredith, was helping a B&E robbery of the Main Street Grocery in Newton Friday, all while wearing a Snuggie over his hoodie, like you do. Apparently, the Snuggie doesn't make it all that easy to run from police.
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According to reports, Mr. Ryzner-Meredith was with friends who had helped him cut a screen on a door and pried it open at the Newton General Store (Sam Drucker could not be reached for comment), when an alert citizen called Newton police to alert them. Ryzner-Meredith was the only one who had not run away far enough from police to be caught.
Ryzner-Meredith was charged with attempted burglary, a third-degree offense, and criminal mischief and possession of burglary tools, both disorderly persons offenses, felony use of a Snuggie in the commission of a crime, and just in general being dressed like a jackass.
Ready, steady, snark away