To all of you who don't think I am right, you are just not seeing what I see in the mirror.
I get it; you don't. I wish all you haters would just drink a cup of STFU. You know who you are. No, not you, YOU! Yeah, you in the back with that sarcastic t-shirt on.
Update: H/t to Turkana. I am but a pawn in the deity's court. I didn't put the tip in there originally because I couldn't remember who inspired this spew. Go read it and come back and call me a dirty plagiarist if you wish. Of course I will then be forced to cross you off my list.
The cool people know who I'm talking about and will send me to the Rec List where I can forever claim my arguments are valid because I was once on the Rec List.
Then I can really open a can of STFU, to those who don't understand my deep and profound meaning. You know those people. They are the ones on the opposite side of our issue. They're rude, they insult me, and my personal crew of sychophants, er, supporters. I'm though with them. Notice I said them. Not you.
Maybe one day Kos will notice my popular diaries and PROMOTE me to the FP! Whew! Now that would make me even cooler! And all of you, who supported me, will wish you were me. Sorry about that, there is only so much space on the FP, and the rest of you know that by definition I am superior to you now.
Of course as my popularity grows, I will by necessity have to start ignoring my formerly most enthusiastic supporters, because I live in a different world now. Kos will tweet me directly, and I'll sometimes need to hand you the cup of STFU. It's for your own good, you know.
I know I have claimed to be a semi-deity in the past, I bought the title and everything, but when this day comes, I will actually be a deity and will open my own blog, called Just For Lemmings. It'll be ironic and not at all self congratulatory. Most of you will follow me over there until YOU come along and ruin it for the rest of us. Then I'll be back here.
At that point, I'm not far from being a Media Star, and may get asked to come on the talk shows you all watch. Of course, when I come back here to post, all of you people (not YOU) will continue hating on me just because I am now better than you. For you, who doesn't hate, it will be a thankless task, or so it will seem, but your reward is being in my good graces, and that's the most important things. Remember that.
But there is a lesson. Be better now, like ME! In a matter of seconds, you (not you, your ideas are too self serving) could be on the Rec List, and after only a little thought as to what gets you on the rec list in the first place. All you have to do after that is to provide one, tiny little piece of evidence of your own superiority (as long as it isn't superior to me) and you can be like me too. And then I'll talk to you again. But not as equals. First you have to go through all I have gone through, and if your UID is higher than mine, well, you know how that works.
Back to you haters. Do you hate all that is good in this world? Or just me? Because I know that it must hurt to have to deal with my brilliance all the time. I can sort of see that. Here's the thing. You should stop thinking of yourself in this situation. As soon as you stop being so selfish, I promise, you will learn to love me, and all will be right in my world.
Will you quit saying I'm talking about you? Why don't you people understand me? No, not you, YOU! I'm through with you.
I hope this helps forward the discussion.