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Lo, all you deviants of the liberal blogosphere!  Behold, I bring you good tidings (with alcohol!) and the biblical teachings of one, Betty Bowers, Biblical scholar and as everyone knows, "America's Best Christian!"

Upon listening to the teachings of Ms. Bowers I have decided that perhaps this religion thing ain't so bad after all if one can have various interpretations of the Bible.  

And so, it was on this day that Lolly declared to her un-amused spouse that she was rounding up Cabana boys and other helpful males to marry.  I feel that since I'm new to this, perhaps I'll start off at twenty.

I mean, ain't like I'd be marrying another woman or anything.  That would totally be beyond anyone's reasonable interpretation of being okay with God, because, you know, well...whatever.  

/snarky pointless video post.

**orders Cabana husbands to pass around alcohol***

Newest member of the Church Of Betty,

Oh, and check out the Ex-Negro Ministries.

Originally posted to lollydee on Tue Jun 02, 2009 at 06:46 PM PDT.

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