-damned flummoxed as to why, WHY, WHY we have to stuff the Afghanistan money, the Iraq money and the IMF money into the same bill. The three are in no way similar and carry enormous price tags. They can be split uptheoretically. It's like a nightmare that we can't get out of. It's like trying to mathematically figure out the Holy Trinity.
I mean I realize this combining all sorts of randomly cobbled together shit has been going on since time immorial. And I've studied political philosophy, but I don't know a whole lot about today's mechanics -- and for the life of me I can't figure out how they come up with pure unadulterated shit like this from their smoke filled back rooms.
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Voice over; as Rod speaks we see the things floating through space -- the window crashing, E=MC2, a clock, etc...
Simultaneous music: de de de de, de de de de, de de de de,.......
Mr. Serling's voice
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension. A dimention of sound, a dimention of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over -- into the Twilight Zone!
Camera pans downwards; we see Rod Serling, black suit, skinny tie, lit cigarette in hand.
Mr. Serling
You have just been witness to one dov12348 being slowly driven to insanity just thinking about a nightmarish bill that been known to cause others to go blind in an effort to try and find out the answer -- if there is one -- to this incohehent bill. Will dov find a way out? Will he ultimately find an answer to this question -- that has through the ages has made men go mad -- grasping in vain for something that at least offers up an answer using reason and logic? He has a real challenge finding his way out of this maze covered with a pea soup thick fog. That's because he's just taken a stopover -- into the Twilight Zone.