The Pompous Goes Pampas
So many possible headlines - so much time.
A brief Diary this evening - but with an all-important poll.
Mark Sanford was against the Stimulus package, yet not against having his own package stimulated.
Apparently, he was so caught up on his recent 5-day hike that he didn't stop to change his socks until he got to Buenos Aires!
Right Wing Republicans like Sanford and Foley and Craig and Vitter and Ensign and (I'm running out of breath) other blow-hard standard-bearers of Family Values are so entertaining - aren't they?
They should rent a house together and start their own reality show.
They could call it "Mark & Mark Plus 8."
Or maybe they should all just... take a hike!
Read on and please respond by poll and/or comment
Remember when Mark "Don't cry for me South Carolina" Sanford called Bill Clinton a "Rascal?"
How about when Larry "The Toes" Craig called Clinton a "Very very bad boy?"
Then there was the pious David Vitter who fought so long and hard for a Constitutional amendment limiting marriage to a traditional husband, wife and bevy of female hookers.
And may God help us in John Ensign's noble battle to save all of our marriages at once from the insidious temptations of Satan.
It seemed like... just last week.
Surely we all remember Ensign's pet "Defense of Marriage Act" - the one that says a marriage should only occur between a man, a woman and another man's wife.
Any bets out there on the subject of our next Wingnut sex scandal?
Who will be the next holier-than-thou Republican to get his (or her) wings clipped?
If I made book, I'd make Lindsey Graham a 3-1 favorite.
(4-1 has him coupled with Lieberman)
The poll below includes just a few of my personal leading candidates.
Who's your favorite?
If he (or she) isn't listed in the poll, please add your write-in candidate by sharing your thoughts in the Comments section.