And now, Deep Thoughts, by jtb583...
I wonder what the world would be like if instead of giving some generic response to the question of "How are you doing?" people actually said how they really felt.
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Whenever I stop and get gas late at night, I always check the back seat to see if anyone is hiding, waiting to kill me when my guard is down.
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My human mind cannot comprehend things like what existed before the big bang or what will happen when I die. My brain literally hurts to think about these things. Is time continuous? We are conditioned to understand time as linear, but maybe this isn't true. Maybe time is circular...or triangular.
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The movie Labyrinth with David Bowie should not be seen by children. It really is too disturbing.
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When my family moved from Ottumwa, Iowa to Omaha, Nebraska in 1991 every single member of my family became a fan of the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team except me. Granted, Nebraska had a better team, but it always seemed to me like they were all just fair weather fans.
Slimfast shakes are surprisingly good as a substitute for breakfast if you are in a hurry. And I don't have a weight problem.
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Let me preface this next Deep Thought with the admission that I am a Cubs fan...
The Cubs are not cursed, they just haven't had a great team in a hundred years and I think that for a long time the club's leadership knew that it didn't matter if the team was good or not. People still bought tickets to the games.
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I think McDonald's puts an addictive ingredient in their Big Macs that make me crave them.
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Snuggling with my girlfriend is great, but when I lay on my side my bottom arm always falls asleep.
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Telepathy, with the aid of technology, is probably only decades away.
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If you want to have very vivid dreams, then go to sleep for about an hour and a half right after you wake up in the morning. That seems to work for me.