OMG, you bloggers are mean and nasty and cause heartburn in the land of ice and hockeymoms! The little Snowbillybird is perched on her Cross and has a hammer in one talon and nails in the other! She is ready to nail HERSELF to the cross in order to prove that you bloggers and teh Emm-Ess-Emm types are just too cruel.
How does a person with such insight as to spouting off any Republican Bumper Sticker slogan from the time of Goldwater until the Shrub Administration get ANY gosh-darned respect, also?
How does an incoherent and simply simple Snowbillybird take flight without being bound to their anvil and chains of self-pity and loathing of all things intellectual?
YOU, progressive liberal person, can take the onus off of this endangered species and do what is necessary to keep the self inflicted stigmata from ever coming to fruition.
YOU can be Ms. Snowbillybird's monkey's! YOU can dance to her tune and chase away the Snowbilly Blues! YOU have the ability to do the Monkey Dance and act (no doubt you would be better actors and actresses than the Snowbillybird) as if you feel bad about the Snowbillybird being an inept and thin skinned martyr for her cause, whatever the hell that is today, because you just don't understand her need to make America a better place for corporations and people that can hit the rubber chicken circuit and make a lot of money.
Please help save a perfectly good cross from nail holes and do the Monkey Dance today! Take Video of yourself doing the Monkey Dance and send it to:
Snowbillybird_For_An_American_Banana_Republic@remorse.com