Dear Birthers,
Okay, okay, we get it. According to you, Obama was NOT born in this country, he should NOT be the President of the United States, and you're not going to be satisfied until Glenn Beck holds the actual document of Obama's birth certificate in his hands, saying he was wrong.
Fine, then. We get where you all are coming from. Really, we do. It's good to be a little skeptical. After all, weren't we libs complaining about other documents in the 2004 Bush election?
Keeping that in mind, let me be the first to offer you birthers a deal--We'll show you Obama's birth certificate if you show us George W. Bush's combat records. You get to see whether or not Obama was really born in the United States, and we get to see if Bush up and left his countrymen in a time of war. Personally, I think we get the better end, but hey, I'm biased.
Any takers?