We should have known from the start - I mean look at her funny name - "Michele" with ONE L? That is dag-nab Un-American. The nerve! And TWO N's on Bachmann? What is the freaking point of that extra pretentious "n"? Maybe she's actually French. Or French-Canadian. I wouldn't put it past her. She does smell like cheese... and Canadian bacon...
She was absolutely not born in the United States - I know that for sure. And I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK! I have relatives who fought in WWII - does she? I didn't think so. Does she even own a scrunchie?
Oh yes, I saw her birth certificate once - in a museum in CANADIA! How dare she take over the U.S. Congress without proving to us that she is American - oh wait, she can't because she wasn't born here! She is the worst criminal to ever walk the earth. What a fraud. She just strutted her uppity bony ass right over the border into the unsuspecting Minnesota and weasled herself right into our governing bodies. This is treason and she ought to be strung up like the worst criminal in the world that she is.
Just produce the documents Michele with one L!!! Produce them so I can piss on them and declare them fakes and send you packing right back to Canada with a free knuckle sandwich for the road! Lucky for you, you'll get treated for your injuries from said sandwich but you'll still have to live in Canada... fair trade? I think not. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
I saw some newspapers with Michele's birth announcement in them but I KNOW they are fake. Factcheck.org even did a story on it claiming they saw her birth certificate - her "American" birth certificate. But everyone knows they are just a bunch of liberal Bachmann-loving dope-smoking hippies who would say anything to keep her in office. They're probably Canadian. Or French.