I can't believe I'm saying this, but Orly Taitz and the Birthers may be right about President Obama being a foreigner. The Kenyan birth certificate they're all excited about, and the Freepers are going batshit crazy over, is a crude, obvious forgery...probably by some tinfoil-crazy at World Net Daily.
But I just recieved this email, which is a real email, and I think President Obama's in trouble. Please don't forward this to Orly Taitz or any Freepers or other Birthers. I just want to know what my fellow Kossacks think we should do...and how we can prevent this from getting out and taking our President down. Remember, this is top secret information FOR YOUR EYES ONLY. Please help me out...I don't know what to do!
Here's the email I received, exactly as I received it with its original formatting:
BUBARI MOHABA & ASSOCIATES
SOLICITORS & ADVOCATES
NO 47 WESTERN AVENUE
NAIROBI
REPUBLIC OF KENYA.
Dear Friend,
Before I start,I must first Apologies for this unsolicited mail to you.I am
aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach to starting a
relationship but as time goes on you will realize the need for my action.
My name is Barrister Bubari Mohaba a Solicitor and the personal Attorney to Mr
Johnson Steinkopp III,an American who worked with an Oil company in Republic of Kenya.Here in
after referred to as my Client.On the 21st of May 2007,my client,his wife
and their three children were involved in a Ghastly motor accident along
Sagamu Express road.My Client and his entire family unfortunately lost their
lives in the accident.Since then I have made several enquiries to your
Embassy to locate any of my Client's extended relatives which has proved
abortive.
My main reason for contacting you is to assist me in repatriating the President of United States Barack Obama Official and Genuine REPUBLIC OF KENYA Birth Certificates left behind by my Client before they are confiscated or
declared unservicable by the bank where they are deposited and
lodged.Particularly the Union of Kenya Bank PLC where the deceased has a large collection of available President Barack Obama Official Birth Certificates from REPUBLIC OF KENYA..The said bank has issued me a final
notice to provide the next of kin of my Client or they will be left with no
other choice than to confiscate his official President Barack Obama Official Birth in REPUBLIC OF KENYA documents.Since I have been unsuccessful in
locating my clients relatives for the past two years I seek your consent to
present you as the next of kin of my client, so that the said documents as stated
above i.e the President Barack Obama Official Birth Certificates from REPUBLIC OF KENYA can be sold to you
instead of leaving for them for Union of Kenya Bank
Plc,we can take part of your payment in USD United States Dollars and leave the rest for Charity.
I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim
we may make.All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this
arrangement through.I guarantee that this will be executed under a
legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the
law.Please reply by this email address above.
Finally kindly give me your confidential Phone and fax numbers so that I can
communicate with you easily.
Best regards,
Barrister Bubari Mohaba.