I'd like to bring attention to an important problem facing our nation. Many people have a wrong view of how our founding fathers set up this nation. I have a pocket constitution right here and no where in it are the words "fire" or "firefighter". What does this mean? That our taxes are being wasted. Please read more of what I have to say.
Back in 1776 they had fires too, but was there an expansive government bureaucracy surrounding them? No. People just banded together with buckets of water. Slowly the government took this over and now there are government run socialized fire houses in virtually every city and town in America. Enough is enough. People like Barack Hussein Obama and Sonia Sotamayor are moving this country in a scary direction.
Have you ever heard of FEMA or waited on a long line at the post office? Then how could you honestly expect the government to put out a fire at your house anyway?
The private sector could do a much better job of putting out fires and we would all have lower taxes. They could monitor every home's smoke detector and if one was set off by a careless kitchen mishap that home's coverage could be dropped to control costs for all of the other responsible people. Fire coverage could start as low as $67/mo, but you would save at least twice as much in lower taxes.(1)
Also are you aware that right now millions of non-citizens are served by socialized fire fighters? This is a huge problem because we all know that illegals start fires more than real Americans.(2)
Also young people regularly burn things in the backyards, thinking that a huge blaze could never erupt on them. This is irresponsible. Privatized fire fighting could assess these things and so responsible, real Americans could end up paying less for better fire protection.
In conclusion I urge you to go and shout at your lawmakers about this. We have been quiet long enough but now they will hear our organized yelling. Thank you.
UPDATE: The rec list? Thank you so much! I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that hot firemen calendars are directly leading to the eroding of our values. Thank you again!