Thanks to some crack investigative journalism by some guy I know who lives in his parent's basement and information recieved in e-mails from various Nigerian Princes, I have learned of even MORE damning information about President Obama's past that he REFUSES to share with us. Follow me into his skeleton-riden closet, if you dare...
- Did you know that President Obama was the REAL shadowy force behind the Whitewater Scandal?
- Did you know President Obama gave President Clinton advice on alternatives to humidors for storing his cigars?
- Did you know President Obama tipped off the Cuban goverment as to the whereabouts of Elian Gonzalez?
- Did you know the President worked as a referee during Super Bowl XL and allowed the Steelers to win the game?
- Did you know that President Obama greenlighted "Gigli", "Ishtar", "Heaven's Gate", and "The Day the Clown Cried"?
- Did you know President Obama invented the recipe for New Coke?
- Did you know that it really WASN'T a dream and the President shot JR?
- Did you know the President's REAL name is Barack Hussein Adolf Josef Illyich Pol Pot Fonda Obama?
- Did you know President Obama was the one who told Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper to take the plane, citing that statistically, flying is safer than driving?
- Did you know that President Obama introduced John Lennon to Yoko Ono?
It is high time that President owned-up to these crimes against humanity! Call your Congressman/Insurance Company Representive/Local Grand Wizard TODAY and demand that REAL AMERICANS be told the Truth!