Wednesday, Aug 26th Diary - West Coast Edition
Today, I am substituting for triciawyse. She has computer problems, however, she will be back soon!
Welcome to the Pootie-Woozle diary. This diary is a politics free zone, meant for relaxing and unwinding for a few minutes, before going back to the serious stuff.
Feel free to add your own photos and comments. Pet care and concern comments are always allowed, of course, but otherwise, please keep it lighthearted and friendly. Enjoy the pooties and woozles and all kinds of other animal friends.
Let us have a moment out of silence, please, before we start the official Pootie Diary.
In memory of Senator Edward (Ted) Kennedy
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash.
That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man,
but it would deteriorate the cat. Mark Twain
The greater love is a mother's; then comes a dog's; then a sweetheart's. Polish Proverb
You don't apply CPR to someone who's breathing. ~ Kevin Doll
If only cats grew into kittens. R. Stern
Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use. Mark Twain
Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. Dale Carnegie
While the early bird may get the worm, it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese. Author Unknown
The more I see of man, the more I like dogs. Mme. de Staël
In reality, cats are probably better off remaining indoors and sending out their humans to deal with the outside world. Dr. Phyllis Sherman Raschke
BONUS LOLs
No More Internet Dating!
BONUS QUOTES
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man. Paul Gray
There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. Dan Greenberg
Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling. Helen Powers
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. Joseph Wood Krutch
Man should stop fighting among themselves and start fighting insects. Luther Burbank
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. Alexei Sayle
I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them. Sherwood Anderson
Whenever you observe an animal closely, you feel as if a human being sitting inside were making fun of you. Elias Canetti
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. Douglas Adams
The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. Bill Vaughn
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. Franklin P. Jones
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's. Mark Twain, letter to W.D. Howells, 2 April 1899
Dogs are miracles with paws. Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. Dereke Bruce
NOW, FOR THE GRAND, OR AT LEAST CUTE, FINISH
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Pootie Diary Schedule (subject to change, without notice)
Except for Wednesday, the diaries are usually published between 2:45 and 4:00pm. Wednesday is the West Coast edition and is published around 7:00pm.
Note: We are still on a temporary schedule until triciawyse gets her computer problem fixed. See details in the comments.
Sunday - triciawyse and Amber6541 alternate weeks
Monday - triciawyse
Tuesday – kholemi
Wednesday - triciawyse
Thursday – iriti (itreallyisthatimportant)
Friday – Tainith
Saturday aka Caturday – triciawyse
There are also frequent guest hosts, too many to list.
If you are interested in being a guest host, contact triciawyse, either by e-mail or by a response to one of her comments in a Pootie Diary.
To see previous diaries by the above diarists click on their name below:
Triciawyse
Amber
Kholemi
Iriti
Tainith
These diarists sometimes write other types of diaries, in addition to the Pootie Diaries.
Credits and Thanks
Many thanks to icanhascheezburger.com, source of the LOLpics.
Thanks to the many internet sites that provide endless quotes on nearly everything.
Special thanks to triciawyse, aka Pootie Queen, for starting this whole lighthearted Pootie Diary tradition, and for letting the rest of us enjoy and participate in this daily fun while we take a break from the serious stuff.
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