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I've been sick this week.  Stuck in bed in an antibiotic haze.  This gave me lots of time to peruse the internets and back issues of "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader" for ideas about what to write.  BTW, if you have never picked up an "Uncle John's," do so.  These books are treasure troves of stuff you never knew you wanted to know till you read about it.  (Disclosure - I have no relationship with Uncle John's - I just really enjoy the books).

Jump down with me to see my fevered, random thoughts.  

My pooch has an important job on Thursdays.  This big truck comes to steal our garbage.  He always manages to scare them away, but they always manage to grab the trash.  I admire my dog's persistence.

Clint Eastwood once said "Women are superior to men.  You see a lot of smart men with dumb women, but you don't see a lot of smart women with dumb guys."  Heh.

Antarctica has an area code.  If you need to call, it's 672.

There's this tiny little bat in Thailand called the Bumblebee Bat that may be the smallest mammal in the world. They weigh about as much as a dime and they're really cute, but rare.  See more here: http://web.cecs.pdx.edu/...

Nearly half of all men have had manboobs http://men.webmd.com/...

Riddle me this, Batman.  How much dirt is in a 3' by 5' by 9' deep hole?

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B. 50 recommends for each comment, at least.

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MKinTN posted a diary to help everyone achieve greater success called How to Succeed at Mojo Friday Without Really Trying.
For those of you new to MF (Mojo Friday) we have our own lingo about a few things. Thank's to MF'er Jez (the link will explain) go to this diary for a little more fun and explanation. Official Mojo Friday Snecktionary.  

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