Reading California Assemblyman Mike Duvall's lame explanation on his website:
"I want to make it clear that my decision to resign is in no way an admission that I had an affair or affairs. My offense was engaging in inappropriate story-telling and I regret my language and choice of words. The resulting media coverage was proving to be an unneeded distraction to my colleagues and I resigned in the hope that my decision would allow them to return to the business of the state."
It reminded me of some classic Jenny Jones episodes where a guest gets caught cheating (usually with the help of a lie detector), and yet still won't admit he did anything. Which got me to thinking, what if Mike Duvall were on Jenny...
TOP FIVE MIKE DUVALL RELATED JENNY JONES EPISODES:
- This Budget Crisis Sure Ain't Pleasin', but Neither is your Skeezin'
- I Don't Care if He's G.O.P., Stay Away from My Man's B.O.D.
- You Vehemently Opposed Same-Sex Marriage, Who's that Ho in Your Undercarriage?
- I Thought My Husband Served the Golden State, but Why's He Stayin' Out so Late?
- Out of Control State Assemblymen Show Off Their Hot Bodies and Don't Care What Anyone Thinks!
I can see the into now...
"I'm State Assemblyman Mike Duvall. I go out late, I smoke, I drink. I had sex with five guys last week, and can't no one tell me what to do! I hit my mom when she tells me to reach across the aisle! My constituent's love my sexy body and I love the attention. Don't hate! You know you want this!"
Anyone have any other suggestions?
(cross posted at notes from the hovel)