This email has been burning up the internet in conservative circles. If you care about your Second Amendment rights, please forward it to everyone you know.
The content of H.R. 357 and the special companion bill in the S. 38, have been checked and verified at www.snopes.milf, www.stopes.com, and www.truthforever.stfu, so you can bet your life’s savings that these bills are real threats to the future of American gun ownership and our constitutional rights.
Mark Williams led two million brave Tea Baggers to Washington and he has promised to bring twice as many people to Washington for the "Four Million Tea Baggers Celebrating Democracy", an event that will forever change how our country is viewed at home and abroad. Mr. Williams has promised that he will directly address the Second Amendment threats posed by H.R. 357 and Special Bill S. 38. Then the whole country will be aware how these bills could unravel our Democracy.
Let’s start with HR 357. Ostensibly, this bill appears to be another one of Obama’s monotonous attempts to save the planet by forcing more recycling legislation down our throats. However, one only needs three to four hours of reading before you will come to paragraph 3 in Section 51,
All ammunition sold in the United States must be recycled prior to use
Okay. That sounds a little confusing, but not too scary. How does one "recycle" their ammunition prior to use? The answer is found in the definition of "recycled" in paragraph 4 Section 79.
Recycled ammunition is required to be inserted into fecal matter between two slices of white bread, consumed, passed, and recovered from subsequent bowel movements.
Can you believe it! These liberals are going to force us to eat our bullets in shit sandwiches before we can shoot them! Besides greatly reducing our rate of fire, I am not sure this is safe.
Special Bill S. 38 is even more insidious. Skip down to Paragraph 3, Section 512, and you will read
Every 100th bullet manufactured must contain lottery numbers on paper inside the shell casing. The paper must readily incinerate on firing of the bullet. Winning combinations will entitle the owner of said winning ticket to a choice of one of the following: a bass boat, a four-wheel drive truck, a jet ski, or a week’s family vacation to Disney World. So that this bill is deficit neutral, all prizes will be purchased from a fund that accumulates proceeds from a new tax on pork rinds.
Now, I’m not even going to discuss a new tax on pork rinds, it just pisses me off too much. Let’s deal with the lottery tickets inside the bullets. Again, at first read, it doesn’t sound too dangerous. But think about it for a minute. The winning tickets can only be recovered if the bullets are dismantled before they are fired.
You know Billy Bob and Jim Dandy as well as I do. Them sons of guns are going to break apart every cartridge they own hoping to win a new boat or truck. They’ll be sitting there, pulling the bullets out of the brass, covered in gun powder, light up a Marlboro, and incinerate their fool selves! If passed into law, this bill could end up wiping out half of the NRA’s membership!
I tell you, whoever wrote these bills is an evil genius.
Luckily, our Patron Saint, Charlton Heston is above us now. And we may rest assured that Saint Heston is fully aware of H.R. 357 and Special Bill S. 38. As we talk, he is gliding down from heaven to whisper in Wayne LaPierre’s ear Defeat these bills! The NRA must save America from those damned to hell Liberals. You can do it Wayne. Have faith.
In the mean time, please send in your NRA membership dues and remember to vote Republican.