Just so people won't pop up with wavy fingers and say "This is not a diary," I'll type in a few words and maybe even add a poll.
The wickedly funny right-wing parodist "Iowahawk" has already had great fun with this nonsense:
Courtney Cox and her husband, what's-his-name: I pledge.
Demi Moore: I pledge.
Cameron Diaz: Me pledge too!!
Courtney Cox: To end hunger in America.
Mr. Courtney Cox: By ordering smaller endive portions from craft services.
Some guy with baseball cap that I guess I'm supposed to know: I pledge.
Stringy-haired Manson girl with creepy gray eyes: I pledge.
Demi Moore: Too-ooo-oo smile more.
Eva Longoria: To laugh more!
Can't quite place her, but think I maybe saw her on a cosmetics commercial once: [intense glare] to LOVE more.
Black Eyed Peas guy: I pledge.
Evita Lopez or Chiquita Gonzalez or something like that: To help children battle with serious illnesses -- by standing here on the far right side of the frame.
Beats the hell outta me: Or here, on the left side of the frame.
Cameron Diaz: Me plemdge.