Dear Daily Kos Community:
For too long, partisan prostitution-related tax inquiries have been directed at the wrong source.
ACORN is a group that helps some of the poorest communities in America. Senator Vitter (self-described "most outspoken critic of ACORN") is attacking an imperfect but important organization that isn't about prostitution, sex trade, or exploiting people.
Luckily, there is a expert available at (202) 224-4623.
(202) 224-4623 is the number to dial. This free service is available during east coast office hours, and will allow you to talk to a brothel employee management expert. Someone who has been there, someone who has soaked up sex worker communication skills like a...somehow the metaphor escapes me...
Give him a call. Ask all those questions and more--make up your own, it's fun!
Afterwards, you'll feel better about everything. Music will seem brighter, sunsets more colorful. Because you'll have the satisfaction of putting real questions to a real expert--and letting them know that asking fake partisan prostitution-related tax inquiries aren't any fun. REAL partisan prostitution-related tax inquiries are so much more interesting.
That number again: (202) 224-4623. Normal long distance rates will apply, but will be oh-so-worth it. The warmth of the feeling will wrap around you, like swaddling cloth that cradles your loins and cushions you like a...dang, can't think of it...
-Andy