Any diary with "Breaking" in the title with the addition of exclamation points counts as a worst diary entry.
I humbly submit all other diaries I've written under this, or any other pseudonym as well.
But you heard it here first...
David Letterman BOMBSHELL!!!!
He's going to get some ratings tonight:
http://www.cnn.com/...
David Letterman is diddling his staff and somebody tried to blackmail him for it.
The end.
Update
Ok. Not the end.
For the linkally challenged:
David Letterman told his audience Thursday(TODAY) that he is the victim of an alleged extortion attempt and admitted to having sexual relations with several members of his staff, according to a press release from his production company.
The 62-year-old funnyman said he received a package three weeks ago from a person who claimed to have information about Letterman's sexual dalliances, ultimately demanding $2 million to prevent public revelation.
This is live people.
All of the congresscritters and senate types are bedded down dreaming of big pharma checks.
Have a glass of wine.
Smoke a bong load.
Have a Watson.
Chill out.