Watching all the pundits on the right lining up to blame President Obama for not getting us the Olympics (same ones that were lining up to say it had nothing to do with him had we gotten them) I have decided to compose a list of 10 other items that President Obama is equally responsible for that Republicans can use to complain and achieve the same results.
- 100 Years of no World Series Championships for the Cubs: Lets start with the Chicago connection. The Cubs have struggled to keep talent such as Greg Maddux and has been unable to woo the high talent free agents. Had President Obama joined Lou on some recruiting trips they may have been able to sign the players needed to win a world series. But alas the drought continues. Mr. President save the cubbies!!!
- The extinction of the Dodo bird. I realize President Obama was not in office when this occurred, but he still is equally responsible for this as he is for the Olympics going to Rio. This lovable and yet stupid bird died out due to new predators introduced to its habitat that it could not adapt to. Mr. President where was your leadership in saving this bird. Were you too busy doctoring your birth certificate to deal with this ecological crisis?
- The eruption of Mt St Helens. Yes I know before his presidency. However it is within his power to prevent another tragedy like this from occurring. For a great documentary on how please see the movie "The Core." Mr. President the technology exists to travel to the center of the earth and save our planet. If you were not too busy trying to get us health care and dealing with Iran future tragedies such as this can be avoided.
- Acorn employees helping prostitutes. ACORN is a community activist you were a community activist. Therefore you helped prostitutes open brothels. Where is the MSM on this one. This could blow the Obama presidency out of the water. In the words of Mr. Olbermann. "Mr President RESIGN!"
- Our inability to ascend to a higher plain of existence (Scifi people will know what I am talking about).
- Joe Wilsons outburst: If you were not speaking Joe Wilson would not have accused you of lying. Just keep your mouth shut and no one will accuse you of lying. By the way have you apologized to Joe Wilson yet.
- All of the racist attacks against the president: Mr President we have seen all of the emails and pictures (watermelons on the white house lawn etc). Had you not been born Black these things would never have happened. You are opening yourself up to these attacks. Please see one of Michael Jacksons doctors, he CAN help you!
- The last Rocky movie. Come on this is getting ridiculous his trainer is dead, his wife is dead. He is like 50 something. Where were you on this. In Britain they have police that go around and make sure art is not offensive (see controversy over Brook Shields pictures). Had you the vision to establish this instead of focusing on indoctoring school children we may have been saved. I am also blaming you for the Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood and the last 3 Lorenzo Lamas movies.
- Anything bad that happens in the next 8 years
- Anything bad that happened in the last 8 years. (Unless it becomes something good in which case you will be absolved of all responsibility and it will be given to President Bush)
Mr. President I support you fully but you need to get your political team out in front of these before they take down your presidency.