The Secret Service has microphones everywhere...
"Good night, Michelle."
"Good night, Barack."
"How about that Nobel Peace Prize?"
"Yes, congratulations."
"Quite a surprise."
"Yes."
"Now we have an excuse to fly to Norway."
"Yes, I suppose. Why do you want to fly to Norway?"
"For the frequent flyer miles, of course."
"Um, we don't get frequent flyer miles on Air Force One, Barack."
"We don't?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"But, um, it's an Air Force plane, and I don't think the Air Force has a frequent flyer program."
"They don't?"
"No."
"Damn, you mean all those foreign trips were worthless?"
"Um, that depends ..."
"You think I went to Canada just for the fun of it?"
"Sorry, I'm a bit sleepy. Can we talk about it tomorrow?"
"Yeah, sure. Good night."
"Good night, Barack."
"Uh, Michelle, how about ..."
"Sorry, too tired."
"No frequent tryer points either?"
"Not tonight. Good night, Barack."
To be continued...