Here are the:
Top Ten Reasons The Norwegian Nobel Committee Gave Obama The Peace Prize
- It was the only way they could get him to make a speech in Oslo.
- The Danes asked them to do it as a consolation prize for losing the Olympics.
- The Nobel Prize in Physics seemed like too big a stretch,
- There’s no Nobel category for "most likely to succeed."
- They know it’s early but they want to take the next couple of years off.
- Every now and then they like to really annoy Dick Cheney.
- In nine months he hasn’t actually ended any wars, but on the other hand he hasn’t started any new ones.
- They felt bad for him when they heard he wasn’t a U.S. citizen.
- They hope it will get them all on Oprah.
- They are so f#*cking relieved that Bush is gone.