This Bud Light is for you Sultan of the Republican Swat. If it wasn't for you, Rush Limbaugh might actually have to be your party's official leader. (singing: sweaty fat man - no, no, no) So crack open that ice cold Bud Light and keep on saying Obama wants to kill grandma because your not Limbaugh and that's all that matters.
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Real Men of Genius - Red State Blogger
This Bud Light is for you, oh Sage of the Conservative Blogosphere. If it wasn't for your posts, nobody would be able to read its amazingly racist, seditious and threatening comments. ( Singing: Nancy Pelosi eats puppies!) So crack open an ice cold bud light and head on over to the new GOP.com because Michael Steele wants to know, what up?
Real Men of Genius - Fox News Contributor
This Bud Light is for you oh Potentate of the Pundits. If it wasn't for you, conservative think tanks wouldn't have somebody to push their severely flawed research. (singing: let's make a vague misleading question!) So crack open that ice cold bud light because with out you Republican politicians would only have facts to work with.