No woman in my bed, but that's not your problem.
Will we get neoconned again? Will we spill more of our young people's blood in yet another endeavor which the Israelis ought to be taking care of themselves?
Will the DINOsaurs in Congress (especially the Senate) evolve into actual Democrats? If not, do we have enough electoral asteroids ready to go?
Will my grandchildren be born with heatstroke as a pre-existing condition?
There are so many ways in which our experiment might conclude, but lately, I've been thinking of the bad ones much too often.
The murder of our first African-American President at the hands of some Beckerheaded tinfoiler could put us in the toilet all by itself.
The failure to institute real health care reform may cause some to foolishly go back to the GOP next year, and in '12.
Wall Street, and the scum that control it, might continue to prosper, while a jobless recovery plods on, straining the bonds of an already less-than-entirely-civil society.
Will those whose very objective is to drive us apart succeed?
Will the Moon be a province of China in twenty years? Will we have access to space without the expressed, written approval of Beijing?
Will the United States of America even exist a hundred years from now?
Sweet dreams!