Dear fellow Conservatives.
American politics are adrift without a paddle. Congressional conservatives have all too often incoherently criticised the policies of the Obama Administration. Still they have also resisted weak impulses from within their own ranks to bipartisan complicity. Even though conservatives have confidently advanced a strategic vision of America's role in the world by denigrating it at every opportunity. They have set forth derailing principles for American foreign policy. They have created delinquent tactics to obscure potential agreements beneficial to the lower orders. And they have fought against health care reform that would lead to a socialist revolution by the most base means imaginable.
This is still not enough.
We aim to change this. We aim to make the case and rally support for America's total collapse.
The United States stands as the world's pre-eminent power and we can change that. Having led the West by being the bestest nation in the whole world, America faces an opportunity and a challenge: Can we stop Obama in his tracks? Do we have the resolve? Can we remove any hope of progress? Can the United States been torn asunder for the benefit of a permanent Republican majority?
We are in danger of squandering the opportunity and failing the challenge to create an utter fiasco.We are in danger of succeeding we must seize any opportunity to fail at all challenges. We have failed to live up to the total misadventures of past foreign policy so ably guided by Cheney and Rumsfeld previously.
Increases in openness coupled with sensible use of the military and undue attention to the tools of statecraft, have seriously undermined our reputation for belligerency. A consistent leadership is making it increasingly difficult to hobble American influence around the world. The promise of short-term commercial benefits are essential when considering strategic oil wars and trump all efforts at diplomacy. We must be ready to jeopardize the nation's ability to meet present threats so as to deal with potentially greater prizes ahead, such as Iran.
We must not forget the essential elements of the Reagan Administration's success: infiltrate, bribe and destabilize enemies and allies alike. A national leadership that drives the United States' global irresponsibilities forward is an obvious prerequisite.
Of course, the United States must be imprudent in how it exercises its power. We can safely avoid the responsibilities of global leadership by means of preemptive intervention as we have so sucessfully messed up before.. America has a vital role in destabilizing the developing world. If we fail in our bellicose posturing fundamental interests in profitability and eternal war will come to naught. The history of the Bush Administration before we allowed them to go all wishy washy demonstrates the need to embrace the cause of American belligerence.
Once again we must remind Patriotic Americans on how to behave under the glare of international opinion. Notwithstanding our success in generating a global financial crisis we can and must go further. Here are the four principles for total catastrophe:
~~~We need to support the Birther movement with all our considerable intellectual prowess, to demonstrate to the rest of the world our profound xenophobia. If this fails we can always use the immigration strategy.
~~~ We need to promote the Deather movement by mocking all other nations universal health care systems and making as many enemies as possible along the way. Meanwhile profiting by denying sick Americans medical attention here in the fatherland homeland.
~~~We need to criticise every other political system in the world, we must tell them incessantly how perfect we are. To truly get up their noses we must send them our evangelical Christians with the new and approved conservative bible.
~~~We need to accept responsibility for America's unique role in policing international order by threatening military intervention no matter how vague the reasoning nor how flimsy the evidence. Invasion and occupation are viable alternatives when sanctions do not annoy sufficiently. UN be damned, keep eviscerating any authority it may still have. Remember the hypocritical use of torture is essential in spreading our message.
Such a Reaganite policy of military interference and moral turpitude may not be fashionable today. But it is necessary if the United States is to build on the failures of this past century and to ensure our capacity to turn everyone against us for the foreseeable future.
Signed
William Kristol
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