Some folks might be wanting to look for a bit of good news today.
This one is great from the standpoint of "Hoisted Up On Her Family Values Petard".
Remember Vacuous Nitwit Carrie Prejean?
Carrie Prejean to Values Voter Summit: 'God chose me' with the gay-marriage question
She had gone into the pageant in April believing herself to be the front-runner, and had spent months preparing: she had makeup coaches, walking coaches, accent modification coaches. For the question-and-answer portion of the pageant, she felt more than prepared because she had studied 500 questions. But then came Hilton’s question.
"Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize gay marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?"
"I saw all my prep fly by me," said Prejean.
To the Values Voter crowd’s immense delight, she added: "As I saw my goals and aspirations flash by me, I knew God had a plan for me... God chose me for that moment. He knew I was strong enough to get through all the junk that I have been through."
She had a suit against the pageant, which she settled:
Prejean settles lawsuits with Miss California USA pageant
he legal battle between Miss California USA pageant officials and former beauty queen Carrie Prejean ended Tuesday with an agreement to drop their claims, according to a pageant spokesman.
The pageant has dropped its lawsuit filed last month demanding Prejean repay $5,200 given her for breast implants, publicist Kenn Henman said.
Prejean, in exchange, withdrew her suit accusing the pageant of violating her privacy by confirming to reporters that her breasts were fake, he said.
Why so cheap? some of us wondered. Now, the truth comes out - a solo sex tape!
Prejean Sex Tape Triggers Settlement
Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials -- that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork.
The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let's just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/...
So there - that might balm some wounds......