My Forays are always nauseating. Really. Always.
But this one was particularly odious. The Freeper response to the shootings at Ft. Hood by Major Nidal Malik Hasan have brought out some of the worst comments I've seen over there and that's saying something. Many of them have been prompted by President Obama's request that we not jump to conclusions about Major Hasan and the nature of the attack until all the facts are in. Predictably, the denizens of Freeperville have no problems either jumping to conclusions or ridiculing the president for suggesting it.
Without further ado, join me after the jump if you have the stomach for it for this week's edition of
Forays Into Freeperville - Fort Hood Shooter Edition
Let's just jump right in, shall we? This one is from the most-aptly named Freeper evah! devolve:
I believe he assassinated three (3) that worked in the same Shrink work he did
Hussy Junior will block any info on any soldiers he passed by
A coverup with follow Hussy Junior forever
But he never admits mistakes or takes any responsibilty
After all - ObamaGramma was a typical white person
And Hussy Junior learned how to jive the Honkies reeeeal good
Getting out my Freeperville Translation Guide, I see that "Shrink work" means psychiatric center, "Hussy Junior" means President Obama and "ObamaGramma" was the president's grandmother. And apparently devolve thinks that President Obama was somehow responsible for this. Hoooookay...
Fred Nerks immediately plays the race card:
I would like to see images of the victims. I have an idea, but won't put it into words here.
This was followed by a comment that showed photos of all of the victims. After that, Fred Nerks responds:
Look at them. What is it they share?
To that, he received the following response from SHOOT THE MOON bat:
Oh,please let me do it for you. They were all light skinned people.
And then Fred finishes the thought:
Yep. Musn’t kill a potential convert or an african-american muslim. I didn’t want to say it because I’m an Aussie and can imagine how racist it might sound. But there’s no other way, it has to be said.
Thanks for that, guys. We knew we could count on you do what you criticize so many on the left for doing: suggesting a racial component to crimes you abhor. Perfect. Absolutely perfect. But don't worry, Fred, it doesn't sound racist. No, no, no. IT IS RACIST. Oh, and by the way, some of the victims were African Americans, you racist Australian fuck.
353FMG gets out the Big Fat PaintbrushTM and slathers all Muslim soldiers with it:
Each one of them should’ve been allowed to pack heat in order to defend themselves. Perhaps only after the next 13 or more Americans are assasinated will the Armed Forces consider arming their personnel.
The soldiers who share their barracks with muslims must be nervous by now.
Right. Of course they are. Just like they are all nervous about Christians when a Christian soldier goes off the deep end and shoots people. Or blows up public buildings. Just like that.
In response to 21twelve, 300winmag show his true Freeper colors:
It would be something if one of his poor victims was muslim.
They'll use the same excuse the moosies used on 9-11. Those muslims killed as part of the "collateral damage" became martyrs, and got their 72 virgins just like the others. They just had no choice in the matter, and didn't know it was coming.
Personally, I want Hasan to live a looong, paralyzed, life in a medical cell at some federal supermax prison. There his only human contact would be female nurses with bad attitudes. They could decorate his cell with pictures of the woman cop who took him down, and other inspiring American women.
This invites the following from Fighter@heart:
AHHH, most excellent! Let’s not forget 24/7/365 Porkey Pig cartoons & the ole "panties on the head" torture. Nothing but the "best" for this P.O.S. How about marking his I.V. bags "pig blood" to help him "feel better?" I wish him a long, immobile, miserable life also
That was echoed by TYVets:
As soon as Hasan the terrorist is well enough, waterboard him until he is drained of all information.
Then put him on trial.
To hell with niceties and political correctness.
You know, it would be easier to combat the negative image that people have around the world regarding Americans if there weren't people like this out there that embody the most virulent, over-the-top stereotypes in full public view. The entire concept of guilty until proven innocent goes out the window a lot of the times when somebody does something like this. I understand that. But when some right-wing nutjob goes crazy and kills people, you don't get posts like these ones from Fighter@heart and TYVets.
Or like this one from grey whiskers:
Honestly. That was the entire comment. Just those two pictures. I wonder if this douche also claims America doesn't torture...?
AlexW responds to TWVets:
"To hell with niceties and political correctness."
I agree in that I want to see him on trial then hung.
Even better, carve him up, little pieces at a time.
In today’s very twisted society, however, he is more likely to be celebrated and made a hero.
Wait. You really think people on the left are going to suggest that the Major Hasan is a hero? Really d00d, you are one seriously sick and OTL fucker if you believe that.
GregoTX shares this bit of loveliness:
Obongo jumped to conclusions and said a Police Officer acted "stupidly" when a liberal professor was arrested.
A moooslim extremest that openly sided with the enemy in an active war, who often blogged praising acts of terrorism, goes on a murderous jihad..... our prez says not to jump to conclusions.
How predictable
No, what's predictable is that you use expressions like "moooslim extremest" and "Obongo". And that you can't tell the difference between the two situations. THAT, my friend, is what is predictable.
Darkwolf377 follows up on the "let's not jump to conclusions" inanity:
If he has the courage of his convictions, he will have Sgt. Kimberly Munley investigated. I mean, we can't jump to conclusions, she may have shot an innocent man.
But of course, he believes no such thing.
I don't seem to recall George W. Bush saying we shouldn't jump to conclusions.
This, actually, is true. George W. Bush didn't say we shouldn't. In fact, the Bush administration was nearly DEFINED by the fact that it jumped to conclusions and the found "facts" to support those conclusions afterwards. This may be one of the truthiest statements I saw in Freeperville today, now that I think of it...
yorkie01 gives us their brand of "let's be reasonable":
Barry, you’re hardly in a position to hand out advice like this. How quickly you forget how fast you ran to Harvard University professor Henry Louis Gates’ side or to Honduran former president Zelaya’s side. Your sophomoric zeal in favor of your positions is insane. Hasan, a muslim, was in a room filled with military men and women while he raised pistols and fired indiscriminately at our troops. This is Islamic terrorism striking terror in the hearts and minds of those affected as well as our nation. FBI, stay out of this! Military tribunal, no political correctness - apply Whabbi Sharia law tactics. End the pathetic sycophantical slobbering by our leftwing appeasers.
Thank you, yorkie. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off for some sycophantical slobbering time.
Berlin_Freeper (whoa, really?) keeps it short and sweet:
The only person who jumped to a conclusion was Obama saying we were jumping to conclusions, because he hates America.
The level of irony in this comment is epic. You're accusing the president of accusing you of leaping to conclusions, suggesting that you're not in a thread full of comments proving otherwise. Awesome. Awesome on a bun, in fact.
And now comes gorilla warrior, Master of the SubtleTM:
I have concluded after serious consideration that Our Psychotic Narcissist Commander in Chief is a traitor who cares more about not offending delicate Muslim terrorist’s feelings than he does about America. F* him and the horseface he rode in on.
Oh, c'mon, gorilla, you can do better than that. "Psychotic Narcissist Commander in Chief"? Hell, that doesn't even spell anything insulting. Weak tea, asshole, weak tea.
Leftism is Mentally Deranged gives us this beautiful piece of prose:
Don’t jump to the conclusion that a lifelong member of an organization that promotes the murder of Christians and Jews and the installation of a government ruled by the organization actually did what the organization told him to do. Instead blame it on those eeeeeeevvvvvvvil Christians and Joos who are born racist and MADE this piece of garbage shoot innocent Americans.
Who knew that "Islam" was an "organization that promotes the murder of Christians and Jews", eh? I'll bet that comes as a news flash to many of its organizational members.
monocle explains the president's political persuasions in what may be the lamest attempt to connect communism and fascism with the same person while still trying to appear to be intelligent (and I DO mean "appear to be"):
Obama has a more than ample amount of passion - the object of his passion is socialism either of the fascist strain or the centrally planned variety.
Oh, monocle, you so clever.
bikerman is ready for the execution. We'll do the trial later, I guess:
he was taken off a ventilator
Time to replace it with a car exhaust pipe.
I wonder how all the men and women in our armed forces "fighting to preserve our freedoms" feel about these douchenozzles suggesting we suspend our Bill of Rights and our Constitution and all rules and laws regarding a fair trial and all those other pesky civil rights we have as Americans so that we can execute someone we don't like? Be an interesting conversation to have, methinks...
Here are some other thoughts on the fate of Maj. Hasan:
From Ptarmigan:
Put that scum into a wood chipper feet first.
From al baby:
Death by box cutter at sunrise
From skimask:
Can he be water boarded now?
From roses of sharon:
Let us hope there are Daughters of Liberty on his nursing staff....and a needle slips.
From londonfog:
Kill the sunni son of a bitch. Shoot him dead.
From Ruy Dias de Bivar:
Run a feeding tube through his nose and fill him up on liquified SPAM till he chokes and croaks.
From DocH:
I say water board him in pig blood and then send him to hell with a firing squad or a hangmans noose.
From Hammer Tym:
me to open up a can of Jack Bauer on this guy
Regarding policewoman Sgt. Kim Munley, the woman who eventually took Hasan down (nicknamed "Mighty Mouse"), shadeaud had this to say:
Just wondering if her actions occurred on a military base in California or New York, would she be charged with using excessive force and charged also as being a racist.
Apparently there is no story too awesome, no tragedy too tragic and no situation too delicate that it can't be turned into a steaming, fetid pile of fecal matter by someone in Freeperville. Well, done, shadeaud. When it comes to crossing lines, you are an Olympic-sized douchebag.
And, finally, bringing it full circle, we come back to devolve, who started us off today and makes a very strong case for the fact that this is excellent news for John McCain:
Obama is in trouble on this
If he delays or waffles - as Dr. Dingbat shot black as well as white - he will likely lose many of his 98% of blacks that vote for him
I any case he will lose even more Indys - and loads of democrats to boot
".....I will stand with them!" will haunt him to the grave -
First time in history for such an attack on a military base
He cannot blame this on GW Bush
Delaying such as on Afghanstan will not fly
Even now Obama has again put off troops for Afghanistan - and word is he is planning on giving the Taliban all of the Aces in the deck
Okay. That's it. I honestly can not take any more. I'm sick to my stomach at some of my fellow countrymen and, to be honest, there's plenty I didn't include. What a tragic waste of oxygen some of these people are.
I'm just sayin'...