A new offensive has been waged by the enemy in the War on Christmas. Fresh off the decade long battles of Walmart, Target and Home Depot, Conservatives must now extend the skirmish line from the schools and courthouse lawns to the White House itself.
The latest breathless ode to Conservatastic courage in the face of frightful and terrifying oppression
We sure wouldn't want to offend those other religions would we...
illsutrated card within
Getting away from Bush who mentioned Christmas and had a bible passage..
hellomagazine.com
Personally signed by President Obama and Michelle, the couple's first Christmas card has been released."May your family have a joyous holiday season and a new year blessed with hope and happiness," the card reads.
The cover, which is cream-colored with a thin maroon border, depicts a gold wreath encircling a gold presidential coat of arms.Moving away from a style favoured by the previous president, George W Bush, there is no biblical passage or mention of Christmas in the greeting.
As for me, I'm upset, as I was hoping that the Obama family would observe Festivus and then pass over Christmas, heading straight into Kwanzaa.
How dare him extend polite good wishes when he should be beating people over the head with an electrically-lit Chinese manufactured plastic nativity Baby Jesus while screaming "wish me a Merry Christmas, you goddamned heathens!"
UPDATED: Faux News has picked up the bloody cudgel.
http://www.foxnews.com/...