Please choose (appropriately/inappropriately) to complete your ANGRY LIB.
I'm a (long-time/brand new) reader and poster on Daily Kos, and darn it, I've been (on the rec list at some point/lurking since Jesus hit puberty).
My (disgust/disdain/outrage/fear/smoldering anger/apathy/publicly important shame) stems from ([rec listed diary here]/[poster we shouldn't call out by name but will imply heavily about]/[issue we shouldn't talk about being discussed]), and this should be heard. LOUDLY.
I'm (leaving the community behind/demanding change/just not posting anymore) as a result, and I think you should all (do the same/ignore aforementioned poster or diary/go f**k yourselves/be ashamed and do penance Monty-Python-style). You're going to (miss me/regret going down this road/destroy the country/destroy the community) if you don't.
This latest round of (personal attacks on politicians/personal attacks on other posters/attacking politicians' relatives/inappropriate political action/other[explain]) smacks of the tactics of (the Church/the Republicans/the Devil himself/Democrats [last week/last month/last year/last decade] when they last shot themselves in the foot).
We (can't afford to let this continue/must distill this into more productive form/are all idiots by association) when this type of behavior is (allowed/not allowed). For (Pete's/God's/Goddess's/other deity or mythical figure of your choice) sake, why isn't (MeteorBlades/Kos/the community/Senator Liebermann/President Obama) standing up against this and putting a stop to it?!
You should all listen to me, because I'm darned important, and (shame on you/how can you look in the mirror/how do you sleep) if you disagree and/or (continue to attack the President/Reid/Pelosi/other).
Now, sit back, enjoy the show, and bring on the recipes.