Look, you selfish and short-sighted Liberals: we just cannot afford to help people. OK?
We cannot afford to blow perfectly good money on America's teeming masses. You have to give up on attempts to help the little people. We can't waste time worrying about friggin' polar bears and butterflies.
The rich will suffer.
And that is simply Un-American.
We have to get together on this before it's too late.
We have wealthy people to enrich, we have brown-skinned foreigners to kill, shit to blow up, terrorists to torture, and oil to steal.
We have to bail out Wall Street. We have to. They cannot be expected to lose money and just go on like the poor. These are different people. They are.... better.
Just as the poor are used to being "poor" the rich are used to being rich. IT will be traumatic for them to lose the lifestyles to which they have become accustomed.
Remember when the poor selfishly caused the housing market to collapse by tricking mortgage companies? The wealthy were at risk of having their incomes limited, sometimes to a mere $500000 a year! Heinous!
They are .....better. This is why they are rich to begin with: they DESERVE to be wealthy.It helps to accept this.
And if you are poor, go look in the mirror - there is a reason you are poor. It is your lot in life, Try to accept it.
It may not seem like it to you, but these people NEED massive profits in order to retain their classy lifestyles. It's unfair to even begin to think about asking these fine people to worry their beautiful minds about hoardes of poorly-bred mower-class people. It's just not right.
Wealthy people are wealthy because they are simply better. I don't know why this is so difficult to grasp.
Health Care Reform is BAD!
With regards to healthcare, we cannot be allowing ourselves to be distracted by the suffering and setbacks of little people who are not even remotely rich.
Insurance companies have worked very hard to be one of the most lucrative industries ever and reform will harm that. Single-handedly they have made healthcare costs to grow to one-sixth of the US economy. This has allowed them to make far more money than they would have if they had not implemented managed care. Because of this work they deserve to be wealthy.
See, helping people is a road to hell. Proper access to healthcare options will only increase the number of poor people we have. These people just are not like the wealthy. Sure they look like people: they put their clothes on the same way, but really, they are just a burden to a society organized around aggrandizement of the wealthy class.
Protecting the Climate is bad for the Rich, too
A lot of wealth is generated by Big Oil. So what if it's causing the Earth to heat up a little? Big deal.
Cleaning up pollution? BIG waste of time and money that the rich could be hoarding.
Besides, all that climate change crap has been debunked by some e-mails from the 1990's.
Trying to fix this will cost wealthy people a lot of profits to which they are innately entitled.
Reducing the commoners' dependence on petroleum, getting them to drive efficient cars or- God forbid - develop solar power and electric cars - will unduly bring hardship to people who are essentially better than you.
Protecting and enriching the wealthy is our only hope for survival. God would not have made these people rich if there was not a plan. Just as sheep are meant to have their fleece shorn off to make warm clothes, your purpose in this Life is to generate wealth for these folks with your consumption and your cheap labor.
So please, with all due respect, please stop demanding change.
Please stop harrassing the politicians the wealthy have elected and bought to protect thier classiness.
Just stop it.
Accept your lot in life, be a good commoner and quit dreaming of "change".
Get a couple more jobs. Go buy an SUV.
You'll feel better in the end.