Did Obama pardon George W. Bush? I can't seem to get Google to tell me.
It's midnight in Portland, Oregon, and I'm drinking Canadian Club whiskey after a hard day at the call center. I gave out a few Christmas presents at work that I found at Ross. Most of them if you can believe it were vaguely sexual puns, which is probably why they were being sold wholesale third-hand. For example, a pack of three chili sauces ("Butt Burner", "Fire in The Hole", and "Mouth Torch"). I also gave out two coffee cups with vaguely obscene patterns. Some people could see the patterns, some couldn't. It was strange. Is that enough words yet?