To my dear few readers [one I believe] here on Kos I present my next meta offering.
Some like me must be getting a trifle bemused by
1] The Falme out diary
2] The Goodbye Cruel World Diary
3] I'm back and I forgive you diary
This takes up three diaries and with the better known diarists three wreck list places that would otherwise be open [hint they are my places goddammit].
For the sake of efficiency I propose an all in one diary format, and an interesting commentary methodology.
1] The Falme out diary
I calling out you moderates and your wobbly backsides, isn't it time you got up and stood up for the cause.
Lay off the Cheetos for a second and stop hogging the remote, its now wonder you are all corporate shills. Just look at you; you all make Hastert look like a marathon runner.
The only time you would man/woman the barricades is if with threw a sofa on it, yeah I'm calling you lazy since we on the left have enabled everything that has been done to be done.
You think you can win 2010 and 2012 without us!?!
Think again lackeys of the state without us you will fail.
Watch or I just might form my own party and clean out the senate on my own.
Eff you wingnut moderates!
2] The Goodbye Cruel World Diary
Oh right so you could hand it out all right but could you take it, the hell you couldn't
DELETE this fucking account KOS!!!
I want nothing more to to with this Obama loving Rahm ass kissing site.
Did I ever mention that:
Rahm bit my cat?
Did any of you even care!
I say eff the lot of you and leave my Cheetos alone!
I am leaving this site to the Kool-aid swilling political junkies who think its just about winning
Well its not, its how you play the game, winning doesn't matter its how you lose that counts.
Eff you all and especially those bought off moderate trolls who HR'd my last diary to the oblivion of the archive.
**sniff**
Its not effing FAIR!
I want my money BACK!
3] I'm back and I forgive you diary
I admit I might have gone overboard recently.
Well after all the emails [1] I received I thought it only right to grace this site with my insightful diaries.
I know you would all suffer from my absence judging by all the diaries lamenting my departure [0].
I promise to be more tolerant of your weakness in combating everyone in the Democratic party.
Just remember you need me more than I need you.
I'm so sorry
I forgive you all!
I know you will forgive me.
Now recommend this diary up to where it belongs
;-)
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So there you have dear reader [singular]
How to save time and space.
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