Remember that
refrain from Chris Rock about people who
always want credit for some shit they're supposed to do. They'll brag about stuff a normal man just does . They'll say something like, "Yeah, well, I take care of my kids." You're supposed to, you dumb mother$@&*er. "I ain't never been to jail." Whaddya want? A cookie? You're not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having mother$@&*er!'
That's how Albert "Torture is sooooooooooo 2004" Gonzales sounded today:
"Torture and abuse will not be tolerated by this administration," Gonzales told Judiciary Committee senators. "I will ensure the Department of Justice aggressively pursues those responsible for such abhorrent actions."
We've suck pretty low if our prospective Attorney General has to make a comment like that. To borrow from the words of Mr. Rock: Whaddya want? A cookie? You're not supposed to support torture, you low-expectation-having mother$@&*er!